This must be one of the worst of the worst! I'm scared!!!

[How so Joe]

I disagree with the translation of "my I had noe choic dis tiem!!1"

I think it's : I had no choice this time,
not I had no choice but to diss them...
But that's my opinion...
horrific though, and I can't help but comment that it must take more time to type it out like that than to type in "txt-talk"

 

[`^Gothic-Hippie^`]

I dont get why people feel they must talk in "txt tlk". Its easier to type and to read if you just type it how its supposed to be spelled! *shakes head* whats the world coming to these days?

Oh and i also think that "my I had noe choic dis tiem!!1" is
I had no choice this time!
 

[Sgt Luigi]

Needs to be re-educated and sent to a mental institution

DA CHIMP SECSHON SUMHOW CONTARCTED VRY CONTAGEA$$, SXC, SXC, FATAL HERPEZ

DA ZOO RANG MI UP FRM DA BASE, (MI SXC ENROMINOUS TITE FANNI) 2 SAI DAT DEY c**t STP PEIN BLUD

MI HAD NO CHOIC DIS TIEM!!11!


NOW MI GOT A DILEMMA
MI RLY LIEK DIS HERD OF ELEFANNIEZ DAT JUST ARRIVD FRM AUSTRALIYA
IF I TAEK ALL 17 OF THURR BIG SLIMY CORNDOGS @ ONCE, WILL IT HRT MI

The Chimp Section somehow contracted very contagious, STD, STD, Fatal Herpes.

The zoo rang me up from the base (My STD Enormous title fanny) to say that the can't stop peeing blood.

I had no choice this time!!!!!

Now I have a dilemma
I really like this herd of elephants from Australia
If I take all 17 of their big slimy corndogs at once, will it hurt me?

Some mistakes might be in there, but that's just f*cking gross.  

[Sgt Luigi]

lola_siannodel

That could be the worse. I am so sick of these people going on and on about how much they love to ******** animals like it's normal.

No, this isn't the first time I've seen it. This is just the first time it's been this bad txt tlk wise. I have seen many people claim to have had sex with their dog, among other things. stare

Where is the world heading?

Maybe the day we see those cat girls will be soon.  

[crazeebeautiful]

is it okay to be scared now. I've read the guesses on the posts and my head is spinning from the terrible grammar.  

[Kaego]

Shinigami Banchou sama

Needs to be re-educated and sent to a mental institution

DA CHIMP SECSHON SUMHOW CONTARCTED VRY CONTAGEA$$, SXC, SXC, FATAL HERPEZ

DA ZOO RANG MI UP FRM DA BASE, (MI SXC ENROMINOUS TITE FANNI) 2 SAI DAT DEY c**t STP PEIN BLUD

MI HAD NO CHOIC DIS TIEM!!11!


NOW MI GOT A DILEMMA
MI RLY LIEK DIS HERD OF ELEFANNIEZ DAT JUST ARRIVD FRM AUSTRALIYA
IF I TAEK ALL 17 OF THURR BIG SLIMY CORNDOGS @ ONCE, WILL IT HRT MI

As I said before this must be the worst post I have ever seen in the history of my young life.
There are so many things wrong with this post, to decode what in God's name this person actually said would most likely cause someone to go insane or make them vomit for quite a while.

I'm scared.
Very scared.

Oh...my...god gonk

This post scares the penguins! gonk  

[Acanthea Grimscythe]

Kaeldra18

Scary...very scary. Wow. What has happened to good grammar and spelling? gonk

I too, now have a headache from that.

People shouldn't be allowed to post those kind of posts. It could be fatal.

*dies and makes those posts fatal*  

[Silver and Silence]

*makes a face at the content as well as the text* Wha? Is there something wrong with this guy? I mean, that's just disgusting. I actually know a guy who's into doing stuff to animals, so yeah, it's pretty ******** sick.  

[Elix Ebonwolfe]

eek Who talks like this when they are not on crack? This person had to be on something while typing this, otherwise from another planet! This is bad...very bad.

*beats person upside the head with a dictionary*

scream Learn to spell, God damn it! Maybe learn to speak non-dislexic English, too?  

[Elanchana]

"IT BURRNNNSSSS!!!"

That was really scary. To think that someone had the nerve to actually stop learning...ugh.  

[Archdemonessa]

Does the word scary sum it all up? If not that was worse than what horrid thing I endured my teacher writing. So it must equal Horrifying.  

[DancinnFiendd]

I thought I saw some bad post in my short lifetime, but that was the worst! Not only is the spelling/grammar bad but what this person is actually trying to say is just wrong.  

[SeleigheFey]

I would like to eviscerate this person and then defenestrate his chaudron! (Translation, for those of you who don't read the dictionary for fun: I would like to disembowel him and throw his entrails out the window)
What was the context of this atrocity?  

[Archdemonessa]

I read the thesaurus for fun. but the print gives me a headache, so I'm switching to the dictionary.  

[Zealot of Insanity]

I say again, literacy is going down the drain.

arrow Have you noticed that we see post after post in horrid text talk about useless crap like this and personal problems?