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Zealot of Insanity

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:58 pm
KiraLight
uh..
[dot dot dot]
confused Ditto the reaction.  
PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:40 pm
*twitch* User Image *twitch*
 

How so Joe


Honeydukes Lover

PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:16 pm
XOPolkaXDotsOX
Idiot

no u kant make me do anything u sto0ped emo jesus raper.
y dont u go raip jesis sum more, b***h


Translation: No, you can't make me do anything, you stupid emo Jesus raper. Why don't you go rape Jesus some more?

Reaction: I have died.


*chokes Idiot with very literate sentence about no-nos*

xd Sorry, that had to be typed.  
PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:56 am
Bouncing Pigtails
XOPolkaXDotsOX
Idiot

no u kant make me do anything u sto0ped emo jesus raper.
y dont u go raip jesis sum more, b***h


Translation: No, you can't make me do anything, you stupid emo Jesus raper. Why don't you go rape Jesus some more?

Reaction: I have died.


*chokes Idiot with very literate sentence about no-nos*

xd Sorry, that had to be typed.


Wow. Nice way of inflicting punishment to said nooblet. You, me, and Nina would be in good company. biggrin But I have an even better way. ::hands Pigtails the cat o'nine tails:: Whip him with this instead! twisted Like this!

::whips said idiot with cat o'nine tails until his back bleeds::

This is fun! twisted  

Natsuri


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:35 pm
-chokes on the pear she's eating-

For the person who wrote this, to quote the The Frantics: "I leave....a boot to the head!"

(for those who don't get it, look here)  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:42 pm
-smothers nooblet with an essay about hypocrites, stupidity, and grammar Afterwards, takes a pistol and shoots him repeatedly, emptying around ten or eleven clips.-
Stupid people do not deserve lives.
 

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

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SuperDuperRockLee

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 5:19 am
Wow. Just wow. How that thought could even pass through one's head is bad enough, but typing it in text talk? Does this person have a death wish?  
PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 5:32 pm
Oh, my god.
That was depressing.
In too many ways....

May the God of Grammar smite him. Or her.

At Dameon:
THAT WAS HIRLARIOUS!
 

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:56 am
♥
*shivers*
Grammar shall be avenged!
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:54 am
How far are you...

I cracked up. I'm surprised my eyes weren't bleeding. *Runs to find my banhammer* Wait...

*Runs to find Gravity hammer* And then I'll ban him... XD


...from the neverending chaos?
 

Demonic Repentance


Winter Nightroad

Newbie Entrepreneur

PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:05 pm
Did anyone notice that they spelled Jesus right the first time then killed it the second time with some god awful misspelling? eek  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:11 am
Le gasp!

-epic faint-  

Vitoria-Chan


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:01 am
Demonic Repentance
How far are you...

I cracked up. I'm surprised my eyes weren't bleeding. *Runs to find my banhammer* Wait...

*Runs to find Gravity hammer* And then I'll ban him... XD


...from the neverending chaos?


I am not even astounded anymore. Though I agree, I would quickly drop an Ignore Piano on him. It makes a nice lovely musical crash.  
PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:56 pm
Master Sergeant Luigi
Do you guys have your pistols with you?

Yes?

Good, because I have mine, too.
Is it okay if I only have a Bazooka? cool  

Henneth Annun


Honeydukes Lover

PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:50 am
Natsuri
Bouncing Pigtails
XOPolkaXDotsOX
Idiot

no u kant make me do anything u sto0ped emo jesus raper.
y dont u go raip jesis sum more, b***h


Translation: No, you can't make me do anything, you stupid emo Jesus raper. Why don't you go rape Jesus some more?

Reaction: I have died.


*chokes Idiot with very literate sentence about no-nos*

xd Sorry, that had to be typed.


Wow. Nice way of inflicting punishment to said nooblet. You, me, and Nina would be in good company. biggrin But I have an even better way. ::hands Pigtails the cat o'nine tails:: Whip him with this instead! twisted Like this!

::whips said idiot with cat o'nine tails until his back bleeds::

This is fun! twisted

We do make great company. Good idea for the whipping. Give me it!

*whips Noobleton (noob's new name) with the cat o'nine tails*

Yes. The noob's name shall be....





...SIR. NOOBLETON!  
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