The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

[chrystalclear]

I'm 11, so this will soon offend me too. However, I don't use AOL. XD

The Cloud Song

My name is Cloud. I have a sword. I fight cactaurs because I'm bored.

becomes

The (Maimed) Cloud Song

MAH NME IS CLOUD1!!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL I HAEV A SWORD1!1!! OMG LOL I FIGHT CACTAURS B/C IMM BORED111!!1 WTF

I'm glad they didn't mess with "cactaurs". xd  

[Litia_Echo]

that is so funny!  

[Orange Noise]

THIS IS A TAST OF DA 3MERGANCY BROADCAST SYSTEM!1!! LOL  

[Ablepsy]

Wow... That's just... Wow... eek  

[Gigglypuff]

Haha. I love how it adds random lol's everywhere.  

[Gachetemas]

2-MOROW AND 2-MOROW AND 2-MOROW
CREPS IN THES PETY PAEC FROM DAY 2 DAY
2 TEH LAST SYLABLE OF RACORDED TIEM!1111 OMG WTF

rofl That's awesome! Mmm... Macbeth.  

[Aarora]

Lawl. I've seen this site before... it's very weird. o:

Or shall I say:


LAWL!!!1!1!!! OMG LOL IVE SEN THES SIET BFORE.!!1!!!!1111!111!!11! WTF LOL ITS V3RY W3IRD!!!11!1 O  

[Klandy]

Shakespeare's Midnight's Summer Dream

Quote:

Go, Philostrate,
Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments;
Awake the pert and nimble spirit of mirth;
Turn melancholy forth to funerals;
The pale companion is not for our pomp.

Exit PHILOSTRATE

Hippolyta, I woo'd thee with my sword,
And won thy love, doing thee injuries;
But I will wed thee in another key,
With pomp, with triumph and with revelling.

Enter EGEUS, HERMIA, LYSANDER, and DEMETRIUS

This day Shakespeare of someone who does NOT know how to write well at all.

Quote:

GO PHILOSTRAET
STIR UP TEH ATH3NIAN U 2 MERIEMNTS
AWAEK TEH PART AND NIMBLA SPIRIT OF MIRTH
TURN MALANCHOLEY FORTH 2 FUNARALS
THE PAEL COMPANION SI NOT FOR OUR POMP

3XIT!!111 OMG WTF LOL PHILOSTRAET

HIPOLYTA I WOD THE WIT MAH SWORD
AND WON THY LOVA DONG THE INJUREIS
BUT I WIL W3D THE IN ANOTHER K3Y
WITH POMP WIT TRIUMPH AND WIT REV3LNG

ENT3R!!!!! OMG WTF LOL 3GEUS HERMIA LYSAND3R AND D3MATRIUS

Wow this translater is cool and amuzing..
or shall I say...
WOW THES TRANSL8R SI COL AND MUZNG.!1!1!!!1!!!1!!111 WTF  

[x-Sadistic_Angel-x]

This is the most amusing thing I have ever come across, although I was extremely literate at 12. Here's the first one I did.

Quote:

Do you know the muffin man? Yes I know the muffin man!

That became this--

Quote:

DO!11!1!1 WTF LOL U KNOW TEH MUFIN MAN?!!!?!? LOL YES I KNOW TEH MUFIN MAN!1!1!1! OMG LOL

And the second one I did? Well that was most amusing-I entered a verse of a Dimmu Borgir song into it xD-

Quote:

Condemnation of life by the living dead
What a premature judgement, contradiction to the core
How unfortunate I am, cursed to spend time on a battle already won
The shame that will be guarding your grave says it all
Retreat to the crypt and make it worthwhile
Recall my sins furthermore but still be watching yours with a smile

And it came up as this--

Quote:

CONDAMNATION!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL OF LIEF BY DA LIVNG WUT A PREMATURA JUDGEMANT CONTRADICTION 2 DA CORA
HOW UNFORTUNAET I M CURS3D 2 SP3ND TIEM ON A BATLE ALR3ADY WON
THE SHM3 TAHT WIL B GUARDNG UR GRAEV SAYS IT AL
RETREAT 2 DA CRYPT AND MAEK IT WORTHWHIEL
RECAL MAH SINS FURTHERMORE BUT STIL B WATCHNG U WIT A SMIEL

 

[Daft rainbow]

Jakub132

The MoUsY spell-checker

I wonder how much more difficult it would be to make one like that, since there isn't much consistency in chatspeak.

That would be very difficult you're right. But still, I think it'd be worth it if it ever came out. biggrin

I agree so when you PM someone you can actually understand them.  

[Daft rainbow]

Mr ambulance driver I'm not a real survivor

a song by the flamming lips and I got this

MR MBULANC3 DRIEVR IMM NOT A REAL SURVIVOR  

[Momoiro-chan]

XD That's really funny. But I'm 12 and I used to use AOL and I don't talk like that.

 

[][ArchAngel][]

i tend to beat the crap out of people like that....  

[Klandy]

I was thinking about this translator. Some one should make one that translates all the bad english into proper english. That would be awesome, then I would never have to take 7 hours reading my emails from my friends who don't know how to write correctly.  

[Reikuken]

That site hurt my eyes. My head is spinning. dramallama