Random Questions requiring random answers

[Cobz]

Because they don't eat banana's (d-sides had some good tunes tho XD)

why are used panties being sold in vending machines in Japan?  

[Enetirnel]

^ It's to appease creepy old men.

Why do animals follow me home?!  

[Klous d-Arc]

Because you employ juvenile mongoloid demon babies. My famous chicken recipe will never be yours!

Why can't I get these hands off my wrist? Oh god, they're stuck!  

[kixsy]

Because you don't have flesh eating ants you should get some!

what should i be doing right now?