Stargate Quotes

[Kopy Kat]

Daniel: How's it going?

Dr. Markov: I think I can fix it.

Daniel: Wait a minute, a few minutes ago you said you could definately fix it... now you think you can?

Dr. Markov: What do you want to hear? I don't understand why this happened.

Daniel: Well, given the solid craftmanship that went into this thing, I don't see how this could possibly have happened.

Dr. Markov: If you're implying that everything Russian made is of poor quality, actually...The sub is Swiss.

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Dr. Markov: There was nothing impeading us. It shouldn't have happened.

Sam: Here's something else that shouldn't be happening. The outside pressure is increasing.

Dr. Markov: What?! The gauge must be malfunctioning.

Daniel: But it's Swiss...

-Watergate, Season 4

Daniel has been hanging around Jack too much... xd  

[oni cypress]

i don't think was posted, but there was one episode, the time episode where they always go back in time every ten hours. well jack kepts on saying, Bad example after he tried to, and failed, to make a point. like this...

O'Nneal: what kind of archealagist carries a gun?

Daniel: uh.. i do.

O'Neal: bad example.

i don't know why, but that repeating of the line "bad example" just started cracing me up. even though it wasn't that funny.  

[Calixto]

onifiredemon

i don't think was posted, but there was one episode, the time episode where they always go back in time every ten hours. well jack kepts on saying, Bad example after he tried to, and failed, to make a point. like this...

O'Nneal: what kind of archealagist carries a gun?

Daniel: uh.. i do.

O'Neal: bad example.

i don't know why, but that repeating of the line "bad example" just started cracing me up. even though it wasn't that funny.

Window of Opportunity! The WOO! xd I like those quotes too....he keeps doing it a couple times.  

[Calixto]

Harlan: "Ah...Cumtraya! Cumtraya!"
Jack: "Daniel?"
Daniel: "I think that's a greeting."
Harlan: "Yes, it is. "
Daniel: "Oh, well, then...Cumtraya! We are explorers from a place called Earth. I am Daniel. Hello." (tries to shake hands)
Harlan: "Ah, this is your custom, yes? Hello. You are the leader?"
Daniel: "Oh, no. That would be..."
Jack: "Me. Colonel Jack O'Neill. Kum-bi-yah."
Harlan: "Cumtraya."
Jack: "Whatever."


Shifu: "A spark lights a flame but the candle will only burn as long as the wick."
O'Neill: "If I may, Sir. I think what he means is the wick is the centre of the candle and ostensibly a great leader like yourself is essential to the whole ball of wax. Basically what it means is, that's it's always better to have a big long wick. Right?" xd
Daniel: "Don't look at me."  

[oni cypress]

holy god, i didn't know the made those kind of references.

oh i don't have a quote right now. maybe tonight though.  

[Kaylin Monk]

"I've been sticking it to the man my whole life and now I'm going to be the man...I don't think I can be the man." - Jack, Season...which one are we on now? xd  

[[HACKED]]

daniel: WAIT!!!!! YOU WERE GETTING COFFEE

i know really new quote but he scared me when he did that
i was like ahh who has taken over daniel's mind and i'm still slightly scared  

[SammySue]

Quote:

JACKSON:
"I am, ordinarily, a very rational man."

MP1: "Of course you are, Dr. Jackson."

JACKSON: (arrogantly) "I am a sovereign of Talthus. My name is Martice."

MP1: "I beg your pardon, Sir."

JACKSON: "Oh, "Sir"...well that's a start."

 

[SammySue]

Jack O'Neill in Lifeboat

Got a nail in my head, Sir

Martice/Daniel in Lifeboat

Just find the small woman and tell her that what she gave me is not good enough. It isn't working!

 

[Calixto]

Endgame Stoofs:

Tech: I hate the graveyard shift. Nothing exciting ever happens on it.
Harriman: Hey, just because it's 3am here, doesn't mean it's not daylight on other planets. There could be a team coming in hot, any second now.
Tech: Yeah, that's true.
(They look at the Gate.)
Tech: So, coffee?
Harriman: Yeah.
Tech: So, let me ask you something. When it's late at night and there's not that many people around. Do you ever get the urge to just dial up the gate and check out another planet, just for a few minutes?
Harriman: That would be a no.
Tech: Me neither.

Daniel: What about your instruments. Were you detecting any signs of gate activity?
Harriman: No sir.
Daniel: Did anyone approach the gate at any time?
Harriman: No.
Tech: No.
Daniel: So no unusual activity of any kind.
(Shake their heads)
Daniel: Ok.
Tech: Are we going to be facing any kind of disiplinary action for this?
Daniel: No Sgt. I think it's safe to say there was nothing you could have done.
Tech: Thank God! I mean there wasn't. One minute we were getting coffee, the next minute...
Daniel: Wait a minute, wait a minute. You were getting coffee??!
Tech: Well...it's...um
Daniel: I'm joking, I'm joking. It's just a joke. I'm sorry. Ok, that's all. Thank you guys. I appreciate that. Ok.

Jack: You'll think of something. In the meantime...I have a phone call to make.

Jack: So my stamp collection is safe. How does that help us find the gate?

Daniel: Look, once I shut down the cloak, Prometheus will be able to pinpoint the ships location. All I have to do is disable the hyper-drive, and wait for the cavalry. They'll never see it coming.
Jack: Which is one of the advantages of the totally insane idea.
Daniel: Yeah, where did I learn that from? Okay.
(Picks up ribbon device and zat and beams out)
Daniel: See you soon.

Teal'c: What of the Tok'ra poison?
Sam: Well they left most of it behind, but they still have enough to wipe out at least half a dozen Goa'uld worlds.
Daniel: In retrospect, maybe you should have destroyed the ship when you had the chance.
Jack: Yeah, tough choice. (Smile)Awww Jack cares! *sniff* biggrin  

[SammySue]

Cal, you got to some of the ones from Endgame I was going to post! Hmm. Now I'll have to rewatch it and find other ones to post.  

[Calixto]

I am so sorry. I didn't know! sad  

[SammySue]

General Jack O'Neill

It's that damn plant.

I just love that plant in Zero Hour. ^_^

General Jack O'Neill

We paid the electric bill. I checked.

 

[Calixto]

Yesh, the planet fun from Zero Hour was tres funny! xd Bring on the weed killer!  

[SammySue]

Dr. Lee

I thought of that but I thought you would like to see it first.

Quote:

Jack O'Neill: And what do you want?

Ba'al: I have you friends.

Jack O'Neill: And!

Jack O'Neill

Is that like one Earth day . . . ? Or . . . ?