Lines You'll Never Hear

[Nelowulf]

I'll admit it. I thought big feet meant big fun in bed. I was wrong.

-Princess Leia  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

I'm not in this for your rebellion princess. Im in this to get in your pants. I always was, and I always will be.

-Han Solo  

[Nelowulf]

Well, I do declare. You know what I heard Lakesha? I heard that that tramp Leia was like, going out with Han and all. She is such a biaotch too! Why, just yesterday, she came up to me and demanded that I do something about Han. I told her, "Now listen here! I don't do that thing now girlfriend!" And to think, she thinks that she can be a jedi just because I am. Well, hun, just because your brotha' is a jedi, don't mean you be one too!

-Luke Skywalker  

[Sol Walker]

Im getting too old for this s**t.
-Obi wan  

[Nelowulf]

I detest watching slaves being paraded around and living on Tatooine. I say we all move to Naboo, where we can drink our burgendy, eat our filets, and play cricket all day. What do you say to that, ol' chap?

-Salacious Crumb (sp?)  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

I absolutely detest space travel. Its so stupid and idiotic.

-Wedge Antilles  

[Nelowulf]

I am R2D2, cute droid and smartass. And this is my counterpart, C3P0.

-R2  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Forget Han, I'm in this for the Wookie.

-Leia  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

I have mental issues.

-Anakin Skywalker  

[Durza the Shade]

Awesome, another funny thread from the old SW forum days.

"The Falcon? Eh, I sold it to some guy Watto on Tatooine. It was a piece of junk anyway. Look at this shiny new YT-2800!" - Han Solo  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Executor class Star Destroyer? What the hell happened to my old school Victory class?

-Lord Vader  

[Sol Walker]

"hmm. y'know, maybe we made it too big..."
Bevel Lemisk on viewing the newly constructed Death Star  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

I'm going to give up the slave trade and become a philanthropist!!!

-Jabba  

[Natch]

Yeah, I speak normally when no-one else is around. I was just kidding with that backwards talk crap.
-Yoda  

[The Prince of oranges]

I am a Girl

-Chewbacca