Most Ridiculous Goth Descriptions...

[Schizophrenic Angel]

people just say I'm screwed(wanted to say ****ed, cause that is what they say....) in the head..... some kids (I write dark poetry... yes seems very maistream, but is a good way to vent) that go to my old school (is fulltime online school kid now(sleeping problems -.-)) read some of my poetry, after I gave it to my english teacher for a serious critique to see what I could improve, 1. she sent me to the counselors, 2. they asked if I wanted to kill myself, and if I was going to kill them..... right then I did, but didn't... sadly -.-...... I like to wear black, and a hoodie... and they automatically asume I'm gunna kill people.... btw, I also had to go through several sessions of counseling with this dumb arse intern who said she related to everything I said... she even called my parents.... this world has no sense of freedom of speech anymore(writing is considered freedom of speech btw)..... ya...., also the majority from what I see of emo and goth.... they just do it to fit in.....  

[+Horror.in.Wonderland+]

GilAskan

+Horror.In.Wonderland+

I had people asking me all the usual stuff, but some kid asked me if was going to kill him because he hated rock.

o_O;

People have mentioned things like that to me, like "Do you want to kill yourself?" or "Are you planning on going on a killing-spree or something?".

I know!
I'm like, "Well, know that you mention it.. do you happen to be carrying a knife? If so, is diced fine with you?"

 

[Mystic_ neko]

+Horror.In.Wonderland+

GilAskan

+Horror.In.Wonderland+

I had people asking me all the usual stuff, but some kid asked me if was going to kill him because he hated rock.

o_O;

People have mentioned things like that to me, like "Do you want to kill yourself?" or "Are you planning on going on a killing-spree or something?".

I know!
I'm like, "Well, know that you mention it.. do you happen to be carrying a knife? If so, is diced fine with you?"

Right one day my i had 2 kill on of my Sims on Sims2 A GAME!!!and my sis said "OMG u murder! Im gonna tell mommy that ur killing ppl! Ur already one of those goth ppl!" i asked her whatthat had 2 do with anything, she said goths kill ppl. WTF!  

[[-Alluring Enchantress-]]

Mystic_ the cat

+Horror.In.Wonderland+

GilAskan

+Horror.In.Wonderland+

I had people asking me all the usual stuff, but some kid asked me if was going to kill him because he hated rock.

o_O;

People have mentioned things like that to me, like "Do you want to kill yourself?" or "Are you planning on going on a killing-spree or something?".

I know!
I'm like, "Well, know that you mention it.. do you happen to be carrying a knife? If so, is diced fine with you?"

Right one day my i had 2 kill on of my Sims on Sims2 A GAME!!!and my sis said "OMG u murder! Im gonna tell mommy that ur killing ppl! Ur already one of those goth ppl!" i asked her whatthat had 2 do with anything, she said goths kill ppl. WTF!

Killing off your sims is fun. I like the gim reaper. He is funny...Jeez in the one game he came out of the pool with a cell phone!!

Anyways.

I get alot of the "When you kill me please make it painless!". I usually just look at them for a second or two with that "wtf" look. Then they either walk away or just say another stupid thing. "OMG Are you really going to kill me?" :XP: So i just stand there...silently...Until they say somthing else. Then i say "shhh! I plotting on how to murder you." It doesnt always work...but most the time they freak out.  

[slipknot_him_slut]

i've heard things like "goth is a term for this cult that go around depressing people and worshiping the devil"....and other s**t lol it's amazing what you can hear about goths lol  

[lurichan]

Mystic_ the cat

Right one day my i had 2 kill on of my Sims on Sims2 A GAME!!!and my sis said "OMG u murder! Im gonna tell mommy that ur killing ppl! Ur already one of those goth ppl!" i asked her whatthat had 2 do with anything, she said goths kill ppl. WTF!

I must ask you to kindly ease up on the netspeak please and use the word to instead of 2. The word you're or even you are instead of ur, ect.  

[zz1000zz]

lurichan

Mystic_ the cat

Right one day my i had 2 kill on of my Sims on Sims2 A GAME!!!and my sis said "OMG u murder! Im gonna tell mommy that ur killing ppl! Ur already one of those goth ppl!" i asked her whatthat had 2 do with anything, she said goths kill ppl. WTF!

I must ask you to kindly ease up on the netspeak please and use the work to instead of 2. The word you're or even you are instead of ur, ect.

Sorry Luri, but "the work to"?

^.^  

[2aetH]

Kid in cafeteria last year:

First freshman: "Dude, goth is when those kids who like Marilyn Manson too much dress up like fags and worship crows. And they try to nail their hands to their heads. Or crucify themselves."

Second freshman: "No way dude, they try to crucify themselves?"

First one: "Yea. They're emo, you know. They're suicidal too."

Second: "Why don't they just slit their wrists?"

First: "Because they think crucifixion gets them into heaven and gets rid of all their sins."

The sad part was, he's an officer in the Youth for Christ club at the school, and he was completely serious. The second kid knew jack s**t about goths.  

[SunshyAlone]

Reading this is making me sad.
The one weird thing I have heard is that goths are apparently forbidden to pray to the Christian God.  

[Lilith Yamiko]

i hear alot fo the shame s**t and mu junior high. i swear all the teachers hate me because goth is the path of life i chose. and then kids come up to me all the ******** time and ask "Are you a devil worshiper?" "Are you gonna kill yourself?" and stupid s**t ike that. Its getting really annoying but i guess i have to deal with it...  

[GilAskan]

SunshyAlone

The one weird thing I have heard is that goths are apparently forbidden to pray to the Christian God.

I find that funny, given that one of the biggest goth organziations on the internet is "Christian Goths".  

[Dollface Lovely]

donte demon

that we like count chocula.

OHYEGAWDS!
That made me giggle.
Sereously.
cool

 

[Threl Kaar]

I'm living in Northern California at the moment and the new trend is to call Goth kids "Trogs"... The reasoning behind it is that goth kids love darkness and basically relate very closely to cave dwellers, thus you get Trog...  

[Athiel]

GraveRevelations

Actual convo I overheard at the mall:
"What is with these Goth kids? Theyre so depressing."
"Oh please. Theyre a bunch of wannabe necromancers."
"Necromancers? You serious?"
"Yea. They think actinglike theyre dead gives them the power to raise the dead. Losers."
"Youre shitten me."
"Nope. Dead serious." (insert obnoxious laughter here interuppted by the approach of a fully dressed out goth kid. [moi])
so needless to say, the two of them stopped dead, and turned pale at the blank look i gave both of them. My friends played along and just eased me away gently saying "Cmon, its ok." "No more victims today, ok? No more victims." stare

That Is a good one.

Now if you'll all excuse me, I must go and pick up my monthly check from the governement, that I get for looking like this. Thus giving the unwary public the illusion that something as RIDICULOUS as a so called "Goth" subculture would exist! crying crying  

[Tom Gunn 666]

SunshyAlone

Reading this is making me sad.
The one weird thing I have heard is that goths are apparently forbidden to pray to the Christian God.

that, right there, is complete and utter...BULLSHIT! im goth and christian