Naruto Bloopers and Outtakes

[Camui]

Ahahahahaaa!! .. i got another one...

Warning!: Imagining such a thing may cause nosebleeds... << >>... Ready? GOO!! *whites it out just to be safe*

THIS IS JUST RANDOM......

'plug in your favorite male characters' name(s) here' ( i prefer to shove Itachi here a lot... *cheezy grin*) : *dancing and singing*

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'mm too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt.. so sexy it hurrrrrrts...

Everyone else: *gaping/drooling/trying to not laugh*

'FMC(s): *con.t's singing as he/they saunter off set*  

[Deep Despair]

Camui

Ahahahahaaa!! .. i got another one...

Warning!: Imagining such a thing may cause nosebleeds... << >>... Ready? GOO!! *whites it out just to be safe*

THIS IS JUST RANDOM......

'plug in your favorite male characters' name(s) here' ( i prefer to shove Itachi here a lot... *cheezy grin*) : *dancing and singing*

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'mm too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt.. so sexy it hurrrrrrts...

Everyone else: *gaping/drooling/trying to not laugh*

'FMC(s): *con.t's singing as he/they saunter off set*

*pictures kakashi singing that* 0.0;;;;  

[Biryu]

Biryu

Anko and Orochi are fighting

Anko: Double snake Assasinati.... ow! you broke my nail

Orochi comes out of hiding place

Orochi:Oh im sorry so so sorry.. ill give you a hug

Hugs anko, and anko gags

Anko: Look what you did meany!

Orochi:Oh! i can make it feel better.*licks the broken nails*

Anko: EWWWW!!! KEEP AWAY!

Director: CUT!! CUT!!! Orochi! what are you doing! This is a kids show! Save it for your outside lives

Orochi: I broke her nail so... i decided to lick it*tongue is lolling around everywhere*

Director: Dispeccable...

Read please X3  

[imnoone]

lol everybody's bloopers are very funny! XP  

[Ryouba302]

Dicector: Okay, Zabuza and Kakashi, go practice the warter dragon blast scene over there, Haku, Naruto and Sasuke, we're filming Sasuke dieing.

Sasuke: But you already had me die 15 times!

Director: Yah, I like seeing you die

Sasuke: I need a better agent...

--

*Kakashi and Zabuza do handseals by the snack bar*

Both- Suiton Suiryuu Don no Jutsu!

*water dragons come out of the punch bowl and attack Konohamaru*  

[Trowa The Fearless]

this is when Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakure are trying to attack Kakashi.

*naruto runs at kakashi with a kunai, then stops halfway*
Naruto: eek Hold on, I gotta take a dump...

Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi: scream MAKE IT QUICK!!!!!!  

[d0minatriX]

In the episode where Naruto had to Kiss Sasuke.

Director: Scence 34 take 1 Roll IT!

Sasuke: -glare-

Naruto: -glare-

Sakura: Noo!!! -pushes Naruto-

Director: Sakura... you can kiss Sasuke later!

Sasuke: No...

Director: Scene 34 take 2 ROLL IT!

Sasuke: -glare-

Naruto: -glare-

Sasuke: HAHAHAHAHAH!!! -starts laughing like crazy-

Everyone: *Sweatdrops*

Itachi: Ugh! Sasuke I can even do that scene much better than you! -grin-

After 5 hours...

Director: Scene Thirty... argh... just ROLL IT!

Naruto: I'm tired... let's do this tomorrow...

Director: WHAAAAAAAT?!

Sasuke: Aa...

-both of them walks out-

Director: NOO!!! I'm ruined!  

[Shakira_Ninja_Underground]

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[Rebirth Project]

Director: "Ok ok! Let's start! Camera... Action!"
Naruto: "Ahh!! Kakashi-sensei is late... AGAIN!"
Sakura: *nod*
Sasuke: "huph..."

-3 hours later.-

Kakashi: "Hai, hai! Here I am! I was..."
Sakura and Naruto: "Liar!"
Naruto: "Come on! Let's train! I go first!" *runs troward Kakashi*
Kakashi: "..." *read 'book'*
Naruto didn't notice a ball on the ground.
Naruto: "WaaAAhhHH!" *Fall on Kakashi*

When Naruto opens his eyes, he has Kakashi's book right in the face.
Naruto: "Ahhh! My eyes! This book is worst than I thought!! My eyes are burning!!!"
Director: "Cut! Kakashi!! You really brought a dirty book?!"
Kakashi: sweatdrop
Naruto: "I-I thought it was only a book with blank page!! PERVERT"  

[Kit_Kid]

I got some.....That bit where Sasuke is running through that nearby village to find Naruto before Itachi does

*goes into hotal place* s'cus me, have you seen some wierd looking kid, nope good I mean damn!

*continues to run along shout for Naruto and suddenly stops seeing a vendine machine*

OH MY GOD! They got Gashapon toys of me in here!

*inserts money, click, click , click CLUNK!*

Aw crap its Sakura, as if she don't hag round me enough!  

[Kit_Kid]

NEXT!.......That bit when Jiraiya takes Naruto to get Tsunade and they meet up in the bar

Tsunade: Hokage is shi....hey can I say that with this kid around

Naruto: Hey b***h, I know more swear word than you do you *@!?$ >_< ~#%*!

Tsunade: I can swear better than you can

Naruto jumps on table pointing at Tsunade: OH YEAH! WELL....

*Tsunade pulls Naruto's finger and he farts in Jiraiya face*

Jiraiya: Oh for F@$K sake! It's like when I was with Yondaime all over again! bloody kids!  

[Rebirth Project]

Chaos101

NEXT!.......That bit when Jiraiya takes Naruto to get Tsunade and they meet up in the bar

Tsunade: Hokage is shi....hey can I say that with this kid around

Naruto: Hey b***h, I know more swear word than you do you *@!?$ >_< ~#%*!

Tsunade: I can swear better than you can

Naruto jumps on table pointing at Tsunade: OH YEAH! WELL....

*Tsunade pulls Naruto's finger and he farts in Jiraiya face*

Jiraiya: Oh for F@$K sake! It's like when I was with Yondaime all over again! bloody kids!

lol  

[Rebirth Project]

Masashi Kishimoto: "Ok everyone. I need ideas in the Naruto Manga. Anyone got an suggestion?"
Jiraiya: "Hell yeah! I got many. Wait. I will be right back" *Runs to take a paper and a pencil*

Shrrh shrrh...! (Pencil sound) *eraser sound*

Jiraiya: "Done! Take a look of it, Masashi Kishimoto-sama!"
Everyone is serounding Masashi.
Kakashi: "Sweeeett...! cool "
Sakura: "But... But... It's porn stuff!!!! JIRAIYA!!! scream "
Naruto: "Holy gosh! Is that a-"

Masashi Kishimoto took the paper away from them, while Kakashi put a hand on Naruto's eyes.
Kakashi: "It's not for you, Naruto."

Tsunade: "Jiraiya!! How could you??!"
Gai: "Masashi Kishimoto-sama, do you want me to teach a lesson to Jiraiya??"
Masashi Kishimoto: *Look at the paper once again* "That's good!"
Tsunade: "I can't believe it..." -__-;;; "Masashi Kishimoto-sama are you serious? You are on Jiraiya's side?"
Jiraiya: "Yes he does!"
Masashi Kishimoto: "No. It was a joke"  

[Rebirth Project]

Episode 134

Director: "Ok ok! Let's start the scene when Sasuke's headband fall beside Naruto!"
Naruto: "I'm ready! I will show you how I look when I look dead!"
Sasuke: "Let me go pee first.."
Director: "We don't have time to waste! This scene will just take 10 mins!"
Sasuke: "We better hurry up..!"

Director: "Camera... ACTION!"

*Sasuke fell on his knees*
Naruto took the dead men pose.
Sasuke is kind of face to face with inconscious Naruto.

Sasuke's headband is slowly falling from his head.

Sasuke's thoughts: "Men I really need to pee..! I'm getting more nervious!"

Sasuke move a little his head to the right. The headband fell on Naruto's face.
Naruto: "NANI?? Oww it hurts!! SASUKE!"

Director: "CUT! Sasuke what the hell is with you?!"
Sasuke: *Horrible face* "I... Need..To go... PEE damn it! Don't you understand that?! I've been holding myself since I don't know how long! Come on I will do it fast!" *Fake tears*
Director: "Ok ok... Can't we have more mature actors???"  

[Phyxsuis]

Naruto:I want to kiss Sasuke again!!!!
Rock Lee:Sasuke can you teach me to be as fast as you are?
Naruto and Sasuke:READY! SET! GO! *does fashion poses*
Shikamaru:i don't think girls are stupid anymore
Lee and/or Gai: i wat to shave my eyebrows.
Sasuke:RASENGAN!
Naruto:CHIDORI!
Any Naruto character:OWW THAT HURT!
Any Naruto character execpt Rock Lee: i wanna quit this ninjustu and genjustsu stuff
Naruto biggrin UDE!
Naruto:INO! INO! INO! INO!
anyone from the Uchiha clan sad stands doing nothing) Sharingun! (no one around and sharinguns self doing nothing) biggrin UHHHH *drools*
Naruto:now for training! TAJUU KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU! *kills each other while the real Naruto sits sunbatheing and reads a magazine*
Itachi: i miss every clan member especially Shuisi
Kadae: Konhoahamaru you suck I won't miss you at all!!
Konhoahamaru:Naruto can u teach me Chidori
Konhoahamaru:dude i wanna run into Tsunde's breast again they were HUGE!
Kimimaru:Ochihamaru is nothing to me!
any/all Naruto characters:i'm on T.V.!!!!
all Naruto Characters: i forgot all my jutsu
Sakura: i love Ino i i'm no longer gay (happy and/or likes guys) i'm a.......
Hinata:Naruto....you suck i'll go to Sasuke like the other girls now......... or maybe Shikamaru......hmm maybe Chuji.....hey! i know! i'll go for all the male senseis!!!!!
(Naruto,Sakura,Sasuke,Ino,and Shikamaru)Shikamaru: TITANS, GO!!!
Ebisu:Naruto! Konhaohamaru!!! do the Sexy no Jutsu again!!!! i think i'll like it if u do Tajuu Harum no Jutsu,Naruto!!!!
Zabuza: screw this sword!
Haku:i need a better hat i rule over many adults i think i should get a bigger better mask before i die!!!!
Itachi:No! I AM MORE OF A GENIUS THAN HAKU! I DESERVE MORE RESPECT!!!! SEE!!!! I GAINED THE MAK.... MAKE....THE WHAT EVER YOU SHARINGUN!!!!!!
Tsunde sad to Jiraiya) let's go out.....
Hatake(he is Kakashi):i will obey your every will Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura-Sensei
Kakashi:Look my Sharingun can change colors!!!
Shikamaru:Choji wanna go to the candy shop?
Choji:nah my mom won't let me

i really Suck at this so here goes sweatdrop