Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Xesca]

theseto123456789

hey joey how ya donning pal?
Mai i luv u
can i live with u yugi?
i believe in magic(oh oh its magic)
Serisouly usagi i luv u
i luv everybody
give me a big hug
bakura luv your hair
allister i luv u


howssssssssssss that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How original.

Go post a bit in the writers' forum.  

[jagged1]

"Kuribo is my favorite monster."
"*talking to Jou* So you're saying if I shares in all the food companies I'll do well? Fine, I'll do it."
"Of course monsters are real!"  

[Strawberry Pocky Parade]

"Ya know what? I quit."
"Oh, yes, the real reason I'm rich is because I pattened the Yaoi Yugioh dojinshi. Muahaha! I get 10.000$ each time I sue!"
"Yay! I got silver!" *dances*
"Hm. Lets all go to the art museum. I've got time to kill."
"Groovy man... cool "
"Ugh! I hate my clothes! So last millenia! Here I come purple plad!" <~authors note: eek eek exclaim  

[Death T-2]

*gasp* My arch-thread! lol

"Will the real Yugi Motou please stand up..."

"How are you today?"

and my favourite...

"Good morning."  

[Xesca]

Some of this may actually be IC...

*pokes Death T-2's post*

It is!!  

[Sora Katana]

confused How?  

[jagged1]

"Why do I wear blue and black so much? My favorite colour is pink!"
"I surrender. Jou you are the master and I'm the puppy."  

[oni_kura]

"You guys are right. I am an egotistical jerk."
"Destinty is real."
"I'm a believer!"
"You did such a good job. Here's a raise."
"Of course we can invite Yugi-tachi to a sleepover at the mansion, Mokuba. They're our friends!"  

[Bitchboots]

"My mother was a bearded lady."

"I have this... thing... acting up in my... pants... whenever I see Yami..."
Yami: eek

"My d**k can do a somersault!! Whee!!"
Jou: sweatdrop And I thought dat I was horny..." stare

"I'm promoting you to Head of Security... just because I love you and I can..."
Employees: eek

"I'm turning my mansion into a harem for fangirls..."
Beloved fangirls: eek *blink* Yayyyyy!!!! heart

"Mokuba... I'm raising your allowance... so that you can go party with the corperate hoes..."
Mokuba: whee Yayyyyy...?
Hoes: We love you Mokuba!!!
Mokuba: Eeeeeeeeeek!!! *runs away*  

[jagged1]

xd poor Mokie but good for us.

"Technology is so overrated."
"I love Britney Spears."
"This is too hard!"  

[InunaideGner]

The_Enchanted_Butterfly

"My mother was a bearded lady."

"I have this... thing... acting up in my... pants... whenever I see Yami..."
Yami: eek

"My d**k can do a somersault!! Whee!!"
Jou: sweatdrop And I thought dat I was horny..." stare

"I'm promoting you to Head of Security... just because I love you and I can..."
Employees: eek

"I'm turning my mansion into a harem for fangirls..."
Beloved fangirls: eek *blink* Yayyyyy!!!! heart

"Mokuba... I'm raising your allowance... so that you can go party with the corperate hoes..."
Mokuba: whee Yayyyyy...?
Hoes: We love you Mokuba!!!
Mokuba: Eeeeeeeeeek!!! *runs away*

lol aww poor Mokuba blaugh xp

" Mokuba, you call Yami for me. Im too shy redface "

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and wise! "

"I love my fangirls, come give Seto a GREAT big hug! whee " *holds out arms*

" Party at my place! "

"Your soo cute in that dog otufit Jou! Yeess you are. Yes you are!"  

[Bitchboots]

InunaideGner

The_Enchanted_Butterfly

"My mother was a bearded lady."

"I have this... thing... acting up in my... pants... whenever I see Yami..."
Yami: eek

"My d**k can do a somersault!! Whee!!"
Jou: sweatdrop And I thought dat I was horny..." stare

"I'm promoting you to Head of Security... just because I love you and I can..."
Employees: eek

"I'm turning my mansion into a harem for fangirls..."
Beloved fangirls: eek *blink* Yayyyyy!!!! heart

"Mokuba... I'm raising your allowance... so that you can go party with the corperate hoes..."
Mokuba: whee Yayyyyy...?
Hoes: We love you Mokuba!!!
Mokuba: Eeeeeeeeeek!!! *runs away*

lol aww poor Mokuba blaugh xp

" Mokuba, you call Yami for me. Im too shy redface "

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and wise! "

"I love my fangirls, come give Seto a GREAT big hug! whee " *holds out arms*

" Party at my place! "

"Your soo cute in that dog otufit Jou! Yeess you are. Yes you are!"

Hai... more Mokuba... lol

He might actually say that last one as a tease.  

[moonlight_peach12]

Seto: I dont like my blue eye's white dragons i wonder if yugi would want them

Seto: fangirls come with me to a wedding chapel i am going to marry all of you so we can be happy together

FanGirls: yay


Seto: Mokuba i want you to take kabia corp over for me while i retaire

Mokuba: ok big brother


Seto: Joey i think you are the best duelist i know so i am going to name you number one duelist  

[Xesca]

Dark_Magiciangrl12

Seto: Mokuba i want you to take kabia corp over for me while i retaire

Mokuba: ok big brother

IC. This is actually part of his motivation for making KaibaCorp the perfect company. stare Am I the only fangirl who did research?

Death T-2

"Good Morning."

IC, honey. He's not always a jerk sweatdrop

oni_kura

"You guys are right. I am an egotistical jerk."

Addendum:
"You guys are right. I am an egotistical jerk. Do I care? No. Go screw yourselves."

Tis IC!! cool

jagged1

"Why do I wear black and blue so much? My favorite colour is pink!"

Sora. Katana. Is. Going. To. Die.

You know what the best part about all this OOCness stuff is?

We've never seen him drunk. ninja Muahahahaaa.
*gives Seto bottle of vodka*  

[Laiyolf]

THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST FITTED KAIBA FLASH FOR THIS THREAD!
http://www.deviantart.com/view/17269435/
I found it quite halarious... because it's not true... and he's dancing... in this weird outfit... JUST WATCH IT!

P.S. If you look in the background when the phone is ringing you can see two poster one titled 'Yu-Gi-Oh' and the other is 'Brad Pitt.'