Yo Mama Jokes

[BigJammer]

Your momma so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's  

[BigJammer]

yo mama's so dumb, she stuck batteries up her a** and said "i've got the power"  

[BigJammer]

Yo mama's so fat she fell into the ocean and the whales swam around her and started singing "We are family" lame I tell ya lol  

[BigJammer]

YOur mamas so fat she thought free willy was a tictac

Your mamas so fat she jumped and got stuck in the sky.

Your mamas so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic  

[BigJammer]

Ya mama is so fat when she went to wal-mart she triped over k-mart and landed on target  

[BigJammer]

Yo mama so fat that she wears a size "Fat a**" in shoes.

Yo mama so fat that she bumped into a parked car and cause an explosion the size of Mexico.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought the All You Can Eat buffet was the appetizer  

[BigJammer]

yo moma is so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alhabetical order  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

yo moma's mom is soooooooooo!!!( FAT)** that she got stuck in laber .  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

yo moma soooo!!! FAT that when she went shopping for cloths she had to get the graned canaon size.  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

yo moma SOOOO!!! STUPED that when she was haveing sex she thought it was her husbaned it was really a lawer..and they arrested her for sexual herasment.  

[Scarlet Blossoms]

BigJammer

Yo mama so fat that she wears a size "Fat a**" in shoes.

Yo mama so fat that she bumped into a parked car and cause an explosion the size of Mexico.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought the All You Can Eat buffet was the appetizer

rofl  

[Vampire_Preistess_kiki]

YO MOMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GOT IN A BUS EVERYBODY ELSE SUNK INSIDE HER BODY.  

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

 

[Rea Bugs]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention.