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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:01 pm
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BigJammer A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father of the baby. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.. Again, could be stupid funny... eh?
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:03 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:54 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 3:24 pm
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One night a man brought his monkey to the bar, hoping it would help him get some chicks. About 15 minutes into the visit the monkey is eating everything, even some of the pool balls! The bartender is mildly perturbed by all of the things the monkey is eating, so he mentions it to the owner, and the owner says 'Oh, yeah, he does that sometimes. I'll pay for anything he eats.' This was sort of a bum night for the mokeyman, so he leaves the bar and returns about a week later monkey and all. The bartender offers the monkey a cherry, that the monkey promptly shoves up his butt, then eats. When the bartender exclaimed his dicomfert about what happened to the owner, he said 'Ever since that pool ball he does that with all his food.' haha! ninja
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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:38 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:35 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:03 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:42 am
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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "OK, Get in the car with it." The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "But what about the smell?" said the wife? "Just hold its little nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with unfortunately died at the scene.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:44 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:55 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:44 pm
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Identity99 Little Johnny and his father were taking a walk down the street when Johnny spotted two dogs going at it. "Daddy, what are they doing?" He asked. "Well, son, they are making a puppy." "Oh." That night Johnny is walking down the hallway in his home when he spots his parents having sex in their bedroom. "Daddy, what are you doing?" He asked. "We're making you a little brother!" Johnny huffed and put his hands on his hips, "Well, flip her around! I'd RATHER have a puppy!" xd my butt's now sore coz i fell off the chair from laughing too hard rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:00 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:58 pm
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