Redneck Jokes

[The Once Shaded]

You think 'Ole' Yellow' is talking about your neighbor's tooth.  

[The Once Shaded]

You think a cell is what your father's in.  

[BigJammer]

Vampire_Worrior_Shade

You think a cell is what your father's in.

rofl  

[BigJammer]

Vampire_Worrior_Shade

You think 'Ole' Yellow' is talking about your neighbor's tooth.

good one rofl  

[The Once Shaded]

(gotta go again. gonk I probably won't be back till tonight. -sigh- Later man. 3nodding )  

[The Once Shaded]

BigJammer

Vampire_Worrior_Shade

You think 'Ole' Yellow' is talking about your neighbor's tooth.

good one rofl

Lol.

You lose a tooth for every beer you open.  

[BigJammer]

Vampire_Worrior_Shade

(gotta go again. gonk I probably won't be back till tonight. -sigh- Later man. 3nodding )

you’ve ever hollered, “Rock the house, Bubba!” during a piano recital.  

[BigJammer]

you break wind in public and blame it on your kid. rofl  

[BigJammer]

you think paprika is a Third World country.  

[BigJammer]

you ask the preacher, “How’s it hanging?”  

[BigJammer]

. your favorite restaurant has the word “eats” anywhere in the name.  

[BigJammer]

during the wedding ceremony the minister said, “Do you, DeWayne, take Connie to be your old lady?”  

[BigJammer]

you pawned your grandfather’s pocket watch because you needed beer money for the weekend.  

[BigJammer]

you help booby trap your family’s marijuana crop.  

[BigJammer]

you have more electronic equipment in your truck than in your house.