Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[jambare]

Because they don't work in banks.

When was the war of 1812 fought?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Ummm
in 1814

What is the meaning of time?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Just something I never seem to have enough of...


Why does my internet cut out when I sit on the front porch.  

[my~pet~Nathaniel]

Because the internet is made for geeks, and geeks are not made for sunlight. Therefore outside the internet doesn't work.

Why do people buy calendars in August?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

the discount

What is wrong with having 2 pots of coffee a day?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Having to pee every five minutes....


Why is duct tape grey?  

[Fiery Snow]

because scotch tape is clear

Why is the world spherical?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Because if it was square two wrongs wouldnt make a right but three lefts would.

Why does pizza burn the roof of your mouth?  

[Aurora Sing]

because you are too impatient and you are sticking it in your mouth too soon....

Will my company beat the world record for the largest pillow fight ever???  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Yes and you will get the snot knocked out of you too...

Will my gf and I have a good time on our trip?  

[Ethozz]

if you don't do anything stupid, then maybe......

Why do people hate peanut butter?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Because it sticks to the roof of their mouth and makes them talk funny.

Why did I need a new trashcan for the bathroom?  

[Ethozz]

cause it smells funny

Why do people hate Michael Jackson?  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Because he is just too damn weird.....


Why do humans still need a tool to create fire? Its been 75,000 years or more?  

[Aurora Sing]

Because they haven't figured out how to use the heat lazers from their eyes.... rolleyes


Will the rain let up?