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 Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:36 pm
Because they don't work in banks.
When was the war of 1812 fought?
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:10 pm
Ummm
in 1814
What is the meaning of time?
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:51 pm
Just something I never seem to have enough of...
Why does my internet cut out when I sit on the front porch.
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:53 pm
Because the internet is made for geeks, and geeks are not made for sunlight. Therefore outside the internet doesn't work.
Why do people buy calendars in August?
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:34 pm
the discount
What is wrong with having 2 pots of coffee a day?
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:33 pm
Having to pee every five minutes....
Why is duct tape grey?
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:16 pm
because scotch tape is clear
Why is the world spherical?
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:29 pm
Because if it was square two wrongs wouldnt make a right but three lefts would.
Why does pizza burn the roof of your mouth?
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:08 pm
because you are too impatient and you are sticking it in your mouth too soon....
Will my company beat the world record for the largest pillow fight ever???
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:19 pm
Yes and you will get the snot knocked out of you too...
Will my gf and I have a good time on our trip?
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:37 am
if you don't do anything stupid, then maybe......
Why do people hate peanut butter?
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:39 pm
Because it sticks to the roof of their mouth and makes them talk funny.
Why did I need a new trashcan for the bathroom?
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:48 pm
cause it smells funny
Why do people hate Michael Jackson?
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:10 pm
Because he is just too damn weird.....
Why do humans still need a tool to create fire? Its been 75,000 years or more?
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:09 pm
Because they haven't figured out how to use the heat lazers from their eyes.... rolleyes
Will the rain let up?
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