favorite mcfly qoute

[mcfly-lover88]

aww bless danny having a blonde moment lol  

[Olisidy]

When Dougie was asked who he'd like to do a duet with he answered

Dougie: 'Me'  

[Densli]

Tom: Today we are doing a photo shoot and then we're getting naked...for about the millionth time.

If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? Dougie: To keep Danny happy.

Danny: We like to strip Doug, 'cause he's a sexy little boy

Dougie: I haven't got a weird body! My body's 100% natural sex appeal.

Danny: Have you noticed Harry keeps feeling Dougie up lately?

Harry: I'm amazing!  

[Olisidy]

Ok, some of these are a bunch of random Danny quotes.... think Dougie is seemingly less and less random after ever quote I've been reading of Danny's...

Anyways...

Interviewer: Are you all still getting on well?
Danny: Harry and I had a bit of a fight recently. He came in late one night and everybody egged me on to hit him. So I did.

Interviewer: Who's the most mental member of McFly?
Danny: Dougie. When he gets going, he's such a wild kid. He's mad as heck!
Harry: Nah, I'd say its definitely Danny. Firstly, Danny always leaves his phone and wallet everywhere we go. It's not a joke. It's starting to really annoy me! Secondly, he makes up words the whole time and thirdly, he's crazily vain. He's proper into his hair, like [doing a Danny impression], 'I've gotta do my bush, gotta do my bush!' When he comes out of the shower, he has this curly bouffant. He doesn't look like Danny at all until he straightens the hell out of it!

Interviewer: Would you rather ride a goat or a sheep?
Danny: Instead of go-karts, there would be goat-karts, ha-ha! But I'd prefer to ride a sheep; coz there's more to hold on to.

Danny: Shepherd?
Dougie: Mary! Mary!
Tom: Yeah, Mary. [To Dougie] And you'd be the baby Jesus, and I'd be...
Dougie: [erupting with laughter] He'd be the fairy! We'd hang him up and put a thong and wings on him!
Danny: You could be one of the sheep that the shepherds had to mind.
Tom: I want to bring frankincense. And myrrh. What was the other one?
[We prompt him.]
Tom: So one of them brought gold and one of them - we've had this conversation before -
Dougie: Incense.
Tom: No, frankincense. Frankenstein, one of them brought Frankenstein.
Danny: Hey, wait a minute, donkeys are cool!
Tom: What is frankincense? And myrrh, I've never seen it.
Danny: Frankincense is a scent.
Tom: Is that what it is?
Danny: Yeah, and you can put it around your house for Christmas. You can buy it, my Nan has it.
Tom: We learned something new from Danny today.
Dougie: How the hell does he know that?
Danny: Because my Nan has it. I know these things!
Dougie: Danny is thick.
Danny: D'you know what? Going back to the donkey thing, donkeys are cool because the donkey in Shrek is very cool and I'd be like him.

Danny: We're gonna catch a squirrel, we're gonna catch a squirrel. Danny's got a peanut.

Interviewer: How old is Dougie's sister?
Danny: He hasn't got one.
Dougie: Yes I have! You've met her! She's fourteen.
Danny: Oh yeah. Oh poo. Now I remember.

Danny: I like slapping Dougie when he's asleep. It's funny!

Interviewer: When are your birthdays?
Danny: Mine's every year.
[The others talk]
Danny: Yeah my birthday's every YEAR.
[Harry starts talking]
Danny: Can I get my point in please?
[Others talk]
Danny: Well...really mine should be every year, but I'm born on a leap year so I'm only six....in the head!
Tom: Ha-ha! You thought that would be funny didn't you?
Danny: I thought I was being clever there!
Tom: Yeah I found it quite cool... For you. So what came first, the chicken or the egg, Danny?"
Danny: ...The tree.
(Dummie... he was born in '86, the leap year closest to that was either '84, or '88 )

Interviewer: Who makes the most mistakes?
Tom: Danny.
Danny: My part's a mission.
Harry: No, it's not.
Danny: Yeah, if I don't concentrate then I forget things, if I concentrate then I do
Tom: We had this competition a while ago. We had this piece of paper stuck up on the wall and every time someone made a mistake... we had our names written on it, and you go and mark on it, and Danny was in the lead with the mistakes.
Harry: ...and I won, I had the least.
Tom: Harry won, followed second by me.
Danny: I'm rubbish under pressure  

[niyoels]

I don't really remember a lot of good quotes but here's some from "McFly's 100 amazingly brilliant number ones" split in two cause there are so many!

Harry: "Sounds like I'm reading the news"

Dougie: "So Harry, what did you think when you first saw this video?"
Harry: "I thought yeah...[Dougie laughs] I though yeah, they're pretty fit"
Dougie: "Zigga zig ah?"
Harry & Dougie(one after another a couple times): "Yeah"
Dougie: "I couldn't agree more. Here's Wannabe" [both crack up]

Dougie: "Harry! I can't take it anymore! These number ones! They're just TOO amazing!"
Harry: "Dougie, I think it's time you took a break. Go and have a lie down."
Dougie: "Only if you come...uh...chill with me"
Harry: "I'll be there in a minute big boy [Harry bites lower lip, Dougie gets up to leave] That's a bit...kinky"

Tom: "It's leave right now"
Harry: "What? Me? Ah that's a really bad gag"

Danny: "Hey Dougie!"
Dougie: [giggles] "What Danny?"
Danny: "Don't you wish your bird was hot like the pussycat dolls? Don't cha"
Dougie: "Uh...I thought you were gunna say freak like me and I would've said...umm...nah"
Danny: "What? Well here are the lovely pussycat dolls at number 16"
Dougie: "We aren't funny"
Danny: [Pause] "We are"

Dougie: "Never ever cross the road without holding a parent...'s hand"
Danny: "Without holding a parent! [Mocks a headlock] Com'er"

 

[niyoels]

Harry: "And this time she's dressed as an airhostess...the kinky b***h....[Dougie starts to say something then bursts out laughing] Not b***h sorry"

Danny: "This is Mad-donna with hung up. She's mental. Mad-donna"

Tom: "This song was top of the charts the year Dougie was born in 1997"

Dougie: "The number one that's at number six is a from a group of number ssss no"
"The number one that's at number six from a group of number seven...that's confusing"
"The number one that's at number six from a group who number seven...people that is. It's very confusing"

Danny: "And the lovely Rachel who I won best snoggable male and female with. You know that Doug don't you" [Kissy faces at Dougie]

Dougie: [long pause, clap] "We're brilliant! Ant and Dec!" <--funnier in context

Danny: "Hold on...CRAZY! Gnarles Barkley. Does that make me CRAZY! [looks at others]...Gnarles Barkley. Crazy."
Harry: "Yeah I know..."
Dougie: "It's just wasn't funny"

Tom, Danny and Dougie's version of "I want it that way" is funny

Danny: "I'd push their button anyday"
Tom: "That's disgusting"
Danny: "it's not"
Tom: "It is"
Danny: "Sorry"

Danny: "I'll give you a clue. He's very big down under"
Dougie: "Jennifer Lopez"
Danny: "N-no. I mean like big in Australia"
Tom: "Dame Edna(?)"
Danny: "No. It's Kylie! Kylie Mo-no-gue[he says it funny]"
Tom: "Ohhhh" [Must see this]

Harry: "Dougie why were you pulling faces?"
Dougie: [in a funny voice, puts arm around Harry] "Cause I like you"
Harry: "We'll sort this out later" [Harry starts grabbing Dougie]

If you wanna watch it, which I recommend you do, here's a link ^^

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJnzh1Bzonw

 

[Blixtra]

"All of McFLY have a rule, if anything goes wrong, it's Danny's fault"  

[[-Wonderwall-]]

[Naraku]

Harry: "And this time she's dressed as an airhostess...the kinky b***h....[Dougie starts to say something then bursts out laughing] Not b***h sorry"

Danny: "This is Mad-donna with hung up. She's mental. Mad-donna"

Tom: "This song was top of the charts the year Dougie was born in 1997"

Dougie: "The number one that's at number six is a from a group of number ssss no"
"The number one that's at number six from a group of number seven...that's confusing"
"The number one that's at number six from a group who number seven...people that is. It's very confusing"

Danny: "And the lovely Rachel who I won best snoggable male and female with. You know that Doug don't you" [Kissy faces at Dougie]

Dougie: [long pause, clap] "We're brilliant! Ant and Dec!" <--funnier in context

Danny: "Hold on...CRAZY! Gnarles Barkley. Does that make me CRAZY! [looks at others]...Gnarles Barkley. Crazy."
Harry: "Yeah I know..."
Dougie: "It's just wasn't funny"

Tom, Danny and Dougie's version of "I want it that way" is funny

Danny: "I'd push their button anyday"
Tom: "That's disgusting"
Danny: "it's not"
Tom: "It is"
Danny: "Sorry"

Danny: "I'll give you a clue. He's very big down under"
Dougie: "Jennifer Lopez"
Danny: "N-no. I mean like big in Australia"
Tom: "Dame Edna(?)"
Danny: "No. It's Kylie! Kylie Mo-no-gue[he says it funny]"
Tom: "Ohhhh" [Must see this]

Harry: "Dougie why were you pulling faces?"
Dougie: [in a funny voice, puts arm around Harry] "Cause I like you"
Harry: "We'll sort this out later" [Harry starts grabbing Dougie]

If you wanna watch it, which I recommend you do, here's a link ^^

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJnzh1Bzonw

I love that first quote, it's hilarious.
Thanks for the link.  

[phoebe101]

dougie: i've never met him but if i'd have i'd put a big pile of s*%@ over his head!

i don't know why but i found that hilarious!  

[marshjazz]

Thy have alot of good quotes, especially Dougie.

"Now the real question is, do Canadians look like they do in South Park? Hmm. That's the question."

"In my spare time you'll find me in my room, playing with myself or my lizards."  

[Bournio_Luvr_004]

On of my favourite quotes is
Tom: "They are yellow, not that yellow's a bad colour, but a fruit that's yellow. Well I dont, you know, fruit in general, I'm not really a fruit man, but bananas especially. And they make your tongue, they're all furry (something i cant understand about fruit). And I heard the black stuff in the middle is posionous, why would you want to eat something like that? So its like" *gets bananas tossed at him and jumps behind couch.*

And another one of my favourites is
Dougie: "If your turkey gets into a flippity flap, don't get into a flippity flap yourself."

And then the one (I believe it's Tom and Harry) when the camera shows Tom and Harry under the covers together and they say "We're not gay, we're experimenting."

Danny: "Pull your own cracker, it will always be, a winner." *makes W with hands*
also
"Pouring down with turkeys, Hey LOOK! TURKEYS!"
And then when it takes like 5 minutes for Danny to be able to say "My advice to an aspiring young musician."

And I suppose this will be the last one.
On "Where's Your Hat At?"
Tom:"What would you like to be remembered as?"
Harry:"A transexual."
Danny:"What?"

There's loads more, but those are the ones that I think are funniest. lol

]  

[kiwi_lemon_93]

DANNY::
"second moment of secondness"

<3  

[everything is beautiful]

[From various "Where's Your Hat At?" things I was watching on Youtube.]

Dougie: "What colour pants are you wearing?" :stares at pants: None. I'm going commando.

Danny: "Would you rather be intelligent or good-looking?" ...I'm happy as I am.
Tom: What, stupid and ugly?
Harry: Yeah!

Tom: "What bedsheets do you have?"
Danny: GHOSTBUSTERS!
Tom: POWER RANGERS!

Tom: Harry likes my dad 'cause he's got a mullet.

Tom: How many times have we done this hat game and you treat us like idiots?

Tom: "Who was your first love?"
Danny: George Clooney!

Tom: "What do you always carry with me?"
Harry: :tosses his legs into Tom's lap:
Tom: Carry Harry.

 

[Hilfin]

Danny : "Try weeing in the bath it's good for your skin"

Tom : "Harry's the best looking McFLY boy. He's the only one who can grow facial hair, which hides his ugliness"

Dougie : "My mum tells me off for forgetting to clean up the dog poo in the garden. But it's never too bad, because the sun dries out the turds and i chuck them over the fence into a field"

Simon : What's your favourite lyric??
Tom : Now she's pregnant with a baby
Harry : Its like what else is she going to be pregnant with

Danny- it was great, there were these free dressing gowns and...
Tom- SHH!they weren't free!
*giggles*


Dougie : "I dreamt I was running across a field naked with Abs. He wasn't naked, but I was! We were throwing flowers in the air together."

tom: i cant belive we've got all these awards, i dont know what were going to have to do with them all.
dougie: burn them.

Danny: I was singing and I'm sure I had a bogey up my nose.
Tom: At the end of it we were in the background and the presenter was in front of us talking, and you could see Danny come up to me and say, "Tom, I had a bogey up my nose."

TOTP: What about embarrassing behaviour when you've been drunk?
Tom: Well, Dougie's too young to drink.
Danny: Tom dribbles when he's drunk
Tom: I dribble when I'm not drunk.
Danny: Yeah, but you dribble more.
Harry: We all get really hyper.
Tom: Dougie gets hyperactive on blue smarties. We have to take the
blue smarties off him.

Your female fans were quite forward with the signs they held up at the shows, any favourites?
Dougie: "Doo doo doo-doo doo me" and "Do me Dougie style" were good!  

[Accounts Banning Service1]

i liked how dougie explained the song transylvania at the video shoot
"its about a rich chick that falls in love with a poor dude"