Top 13 Reasons You Know You're A B-Rate Goth

[Lexiegirl]

rofl Good one!

 

[inlovewithademon234]

rofl very well done  

[.+Melanthios+.]

*lol* I loike the one about the Honda the most........ lol  

[Fire Panther]

so funny!! well now i'm sure i'm a goth!!  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Lolz.
Though, I'm thinking of possibly getting a Civic later on... not a red one, though. xd  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Ha! Awesome. rofl rofl  

[Wraithgirl]

cool
lol, I know a vamp who works at wall mart.
he's on the night staff, wakes at 9 pm, gets to work at 10, and then sleeps all day.
He's even pale with fangs. natural ones that came from never going to a dentist.
It's quite funny. If I didn't know better, I'd think he really was a vamp.  

[Exquisite Cadavre]

That was priceless.
It made my night
xD  

[Kohanna13]

MortSanglant

I do believe that list was compiled by Voltaire.

Yes it was still funny though.  

[Lord Charlemain Richards]

*weeps* I swear I was born with this name!
... okay, not the "lord" bit.
But nonetheless, I laughed my arse off.  

[-Isel-]

Lord Charlemain Richards

*weeps* I swear I was born with this name!
... okay, not the "lord" bit.
But nonetheless, I laughed my arse off.

It's spelled "Charlemagne".  

[Lord Charlemain Richards]

Isel

Lord Charlemain Richards

*weeps* I swear I was born with this name!
... okay, not the "lord" bit.
But nonetheless, I laughed my arse off.

It's spelled "Charlemagne".

I know. I know the historical character is Charlemagne.
Charlemain is on my birth certificate.
This has been a long-standing point of contention. My mother just cannot spell, I suppose.
I guess I got off better than Herminia or Cassiopia. And we're all better off than Blodwyn.
Though mum spelled their names right.  

[Rellik San]

13. Your fake fangs glow in the dark - Thats due to radiation poisoning. D:

12: Your white face comes in a tin with a picture of a clown on it. - Everyone knows clowns are evil

11: Black cape, Check! Top hat, Check! Acid-Mashed-Denim-Jeans???? What the hell is wrong with you?! - Okey even I don't have those.

10: Your cape is made of terry cloth and has the words Holiday Inn embroidered on it. - I don't have a cape.

9: No, you can't be a vampire and work at wal-mart! - Because vampires have office jobs. smile

8: For the last time, your mother's attic does not qualify as a "lair". - But the garage does.

7: You change your name from Bernie Weinstein to something really pretentious like "Count Lord Baron Maloderous" - I AM THE HIGH LORD VOUKAGLHACK!

6: Whats wrong with this picture: Vlad the Jampaler, 520 Pleasent Valley Way? - Erm... no.. just no. -_-

5: Two words; black denim! Face it, your a goth. There's no since in trying to be macho. Just imbrace your inner sissy and move on. - Whats wrong with black denim? D:

4: Congradulations! You're the only vampire I know who drives a Honda! - Because real vampires drive ford transit vans so they can store weapons in it easily.

3: Please explain to me why something who is 200 years old is still in the 8th grade. - Reincarnation.

2: You think Bauhaus is a home for dogs. Have you seen some of the people at a Bauhaus gig?

1: Right now you are mad as hell!!!! - Not really.  

[-Isel-]

Lord Charlemain Richards

Isel

Lord Charlemain Richards

*weeps* I swear I was born with this name!
... okay, not the "lord" bit.
But nonetheless, I laughed my arse off.

It's spelled "Charlemagne".

I know. I know the historical character is Charlemagne.
Charlemain is on my birth certificate.
This has been a long-standing point of contention. My mother just cannot spell, I suppose.
I guess I got off better than Herminia or Cassiopia. And we're all better off than Blodwyn.
Though mum spelled their names right.

That's asinine. I'd smack her for such inaccuracy, if she were my mother.