Bad pick up lines...

[haloshatterer v2]

i broke some guy's finger the other day, he kept trying to grab my butt, i think it's why i've never had or will get a bf  

[Sogeki Skellington]

that would be a good reason  

[Wicked_PsychoZombie]

Heres some reeeeeeaaaaaaly retarded ones my friend his gf:

"Do you know how to tell how good a girl can drive? When they can drive my stick shift"

"Anybody got a fire extinguisher? Cause I see one fiery lookin' foxy"

"Hey girl, whats a cute thing like you doing all alone without the 'Hurricane'(<--- his nick name, don't ask me how)"

"Man girl, did you gain weight? Cause your rocking my world"

Trust me, he still has the hand print from the last one! xd rofl  

[teddytoles]

-Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
-*waggles finger in a come her motion* If I can make you come with one finger imagine what I can do with two.
-FAT PENGUIN (what?) Oh I was just trying to break the ice.
-do you sleep on your stomach? (no) can I?

 

[Captian_Rock78]

lol these are so terrible theyre awesome blaugh

do you have a map? cause im lost in your eyes  

[teddytoles]

"Those pants are amazing, but they would look even better on my floor."
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

 

[haloshatterer v2]

some of these are soooooo bad  

[Sogeki Skellington]

I know!!! XD  

[haloshatterer v2]

i copped one this morning,

"my pants feel tight, want to take them off?"