Silly sentence time

[Maleficents Dragon]

I murdered an iPod because I'm sexy and I do what I want!  

[CnnmnSpider]

I kicked my cell phone because that's how I roll.

 

[Aurora Sing]

I murdered an iPod because I was drunk...  

[CustardDream]

I Kicked a MOnster because thats How I roll  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

I murdered a squirrell because I cant control myself...  

[Tingilyae]

I kicked a homeless guy because I'm sexy and I do what I want!  

[Tingilyae]

For my BF;

I had lunch with a squirrel because I hate myself.  

[Starvynne]

I loved a fireman because I am a pirate! pirate  

[Pax Romana]

For my honey...

I danced with my sister because I'm sexy and I do what I want...

(Hmmm.... he doesn't have a sister.... eek )  

[BoxyBlue]

I had lunch with best friend's boyfriend because that's how I roll.  

[TintedShades]

I sang to a goat because the voices told me to... dramallama  

[American Dreamcatcher]

I yelled at a spoon, because I'm sexy and I do what I want !  

[crazyweried666]

i smoked my best friend boyfriend because i am a pitate  

[Dark_Links]

I loved Chuck Norris because I'm a ninja

Damn it why must I have Chuck Norris crying  

[Aurora Sing]

I murdered an ipod because I can't control myself eek