Rather Than Kids....

[October Cross]

..Le Chat du Noir..

Hah, if that were so, October, I wouldn't be a virgin. :XP:

If we could give birth to MONEY, that is. And not just 75 cents, I mean like, at least 100 dollars!

You're looking gorgeous, by the way!

Thanks! I love my new avatar sooo much *pets*

Seriously... I would drop everything and just screw everyone if that were the case.  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

October Cross

..Le Chat du Noir..

Hah, if that were so, October, I wouldn't be a virgin. :XP:

If we could give birth to MONEY, that is. And not just 75 cents, I mean like, at least 100 dollars!

You're looking gorgeous, by the way!

Thanks! I love my new avatar sooo much *pets*

Seriously... I would drop everything and just screw everyone if that were the case.

heart It's lovely! heart

Ooo... Wishful thinking, but if it were so, I'd yell, "SCREW CELEBACY! I WANT MY MONEY!"

........................AAAND YA!!!  

[Mera Hei]

I would give birth to squirells.

Lots and lots and lots of squirells.

I could build an army of the little critters and rule the world! twisted

Who's with me?  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

Oxymoronic Username

I would give birth to squirells.

Lots and lots and lots of squirells.

I could build an army of the little critters and rule the world! twisted

Who's with me?

Hmm, a birth to 6-inch critter shouldn't kill me...  

[LadyInWhite]

I'd have many many kittens too. I had a dream that I was having kittens and it was awesome. Fetal kittens purring in my womb. whee  

[PersephoneMediocris]

You can actually give birth to money! A healthy white newborn goes for quite a pretty penny! This is assuming you and your significant other are white and free of diseases.

And rather that babies I'd want kittens. Much cuter and easier to deal with. Cheaper too!  

[Reinna Astarel]

*can't give birth to money* *not white* xDD

I think the idea of giving birth to real money isn't a bad one though. biggrin


Kitten and other things....creeeepy, honestly. ><  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

Huh! JAPANESE BABIES!

With all the Japanophiles running around and the birthrate of Japan going down, I can sell them for.... eBay, starting at $50,000?

I'll show off pictures of myself and pick a prettyboy, then set the minimum increment to 5k dollars. 3nodding

Of course, that's not gonna sell for as much as a healthy white blonde-haired blue-eyed girl, is it?  

[Miraculous Jorbee]

I'd give birth to the out of print sailor moon volumes.