Culture and Langauge tests for citizenship.

[scruffy012]

nrasjaa

i reackon, they're on the right track however, we should show future migrants a video of how australia is really like. i think the dutch do that, they're like "we have pretty tulips and our prostitues pay tax and homosexality is legal" so if the newbies can't handle it, then tough!!

lol go the dutch, isnt there another country that does that... or are theyu the ones who are literally saying "we dont want you here"....it could be holland... or some country like cananda but not canada... it was on the news last month...  

[WellzY]

I think Germany are kind of like that, but it's more in relation to granting citizenship.  

[Hermit of the Hills]

Ozumou

ever seen that mockumentary called BARBIECUEAREA?

its about what would happen if Aboriginal settlers turned up now
and took over Oz.

I saw it. It was pretty funny >.<.

And that quiz is bullshit. As mentioned before, it's the bloody White Australia dication test all over again. There are many current Australians who'd know nothing about some of the proposed topics.

By the way, my friend and I made an immigration quiz for our school newsletter. Test your Aussie-ness, people. And remember, ASIO are always watching D: <

1. Who is/was Australia's most beloved idiot?
a) Steve Irwin
b) Prime Minister John Howard
c) Justice Garfield Barwick
d) Russel Crowe

2. The Commonweath of Australia's head of state is:
a) Prime Minister John Howard
b) Her Majesty Elizabeth II of England
c) President George W. Bush
d) Kylie Minogue

3. What is Australia's official language?
a) Swahili
b) Bogan
c) English
d) Australian

4. Australia's greatest export is:
a) Transported in boogie board covers
b) Illegal immigrants
c) Sand
d) Foreign Affairs ministers on all-expenses-paid holidays

5. Australia's national coat of arms features what animals?
a) Steve Irwin and a crocodile
b) Kangaroo and an emu
c) Box jellyfish and a great white shark
d) Cane toad and Tasmanian Tiger

6. Australia's most popular holiday location is:
a) Cronulla
b) The antarctic
c) Wherethebloodyhellareyou
d) Canberra

7. What is the average Australian's favourite passtime?
a) Drinking beer
b) Drinking beer
c) Drinking beer
d) Recovering from hangovers

8. What is the Australian government's policy for Indigenous Australians?
a) Props in photo ops
b) Apathy
c) Indigenous who now?
d) Re-education and social dislocation

9. You, as a potential New Australian, should avoid:
a) Naomi Robson
b) Prime Minister John Howard
c) Anyone with a mullet
d) All of the above

10. "Where the bloody hell are you?"
a) The Middle East
b) Woomera
c) England
d) On a leaky boat in the middle of an unknown ocean