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 Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:05 pm
(DARNIT! Swooshed...) Now I don't have to worry about spyware stealing my information, at least.
You flunked out of college.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:09 pm
Cramming is a thing of the past.
You developed an allergy to your spouse/loved one.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:38 pm
You can switch her out for a better one.
Your guitar strings strangled a nun.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:13 pm
Now you don't have to play that damn guitar
You got stuck by a thousand pins...
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:15 pm
Now I dont have to worry about retaining water anymore.
You stumped your toes so hard the nails fell off.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:41 pm
you'll never have to clean under your toenails again.
You completely wrecked your car.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:50 pm
i dont have to worry about gas price for a while
u accidently shaved off ur brother's eyebrows blaugh
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:04 pm
now he can't wiggle them at me
you fell in teh rain and ruined your favorite shirt
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:41 pm
Now you can go topless.
You're a vampire and you're caught out in the sun...
without any sunblock. eek
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:13 pm
now i got my wish (read in petshop of horror: an immortal's wish is to die crying )
u became a ghost mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:18 pm
I'll never lock myself out of my house again.
Your worst teacher is now a zombie overlord!
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:22 pm
eww lolz
now she wont have to dress up for halloween (neither do the students after she tasted us neutral )
u ripped the picasso painting u just bought for 100 mil (copy the news lol )
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:24 pm
Now I have a great tax write off!
You woke up in a tub of ice with one of your kidneys missing.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:26 pm
At least the ice is keeping me alive long enough for me to call someone for help
You lost EVERYTHING twisted twisted
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:27 pm
I'm getting in touch with my inner Thoreau.
Someone sprayed you in the face with aerosol paint!
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