Worst Grammar in the History of Civilization

[Archdemonessa]

tiger80272

*Opens up a thread-side weapons shop*

I've got your bludgeoning weapons over here: billy clubs, staves, and maces. Over here are your bladed ones: swords, daggers, knives, and axes.
Behind me are the guns: pistols, assault rifles, anti-tank guns, RPGs, and the random anti-aircraft missile launcher.

Special deal for today: All of them are free.

May I take... one of each? I have multiple n00bs to kill. I'll also take the pionted ones. But do you have a large, heavy, and many paged book?  

[Angel80272]

*places weapons catalog on the counter*

One-thousand pages long with metal edging and reinforced front and back covers.  

[rae-chan-sensei]

Woohoo...txt tlk murder spree!

Sidenote: I spent an entire semester as a slave (aka intern) at an office of the Public Defender. I know some good lawyers that'll help you out. So if you get caught in your killing joy, come find me. Though it would be best if you don't get caught, as I will also be covered in the blood of the illiterate. And the cops won't like that. No, they won't... 3nodding  

[odish42]

Hoorah for the weapons shop! I would like a pair of sais (preferably blunt), a nice sword, a pair of nunchucks, and a large tome of grammar if you have those items! I need to beat the heck out of some n00bs.

On the side, I know some great people who would help us in our quest to kill the n00bs and others who use txt tlk. Many black belts, and some just really big people.  

[Masamune no Hi]

That's the worst thing she has ever heard? Get me a .50 Calibur Sniper Rifle, the ones used as anti-armor. Maybe she will change her mind when she hears a gunshot.  

[Masamune no Hi]

I would also like this person's username.  

[Trumpet Ego]

I'm ashamed I was able to read that!
*cries*
To you perhaps have a book on binary code, calculus, or algebra? Maybe even physics? I need to teach an illiterate friend of mine..her weakness is books...especially those that contain complicated math.
*evil laugh*  

[Azraelalpha]

I feel dirty all over just for actually being able to understand that piece of text(?).

*washes repeatedly and with an almost palpable desperation*  

[Meth Labs]

Why do people use txt tlk when all they are going to get back is: "What on earth are you trying to tell me, you f-" Ok I won't go any further, you get the picture.  

[Masamune no Hi]

I'm serious. I want this person's username.  

[rae-chan-sensei]

odish42

Hoorah for the weapons shop! I would like a pair of sais (preferably blunt), a nice sword, a pair of nunchucks, and a large tome of grammar if you have those items! I need to beat the heck out of some n00bs.

On the side, I know some great people who would help us in our quest to kill the n00bs and others who use txt tlk. Many black belts, and some just really big people.

Sai are traditionally blunt. (Yay! Someone else who likes their sai non-bladed!) And along with these blackbelts, I know some avid RPG-ers that can help out. Star Wars RPG-ers. With droids. And Jedi. And thermal detonators. And stuff and junk and stuff. 3nodding  

[Masamune no Hi]

Like me? I have plenty of HK-50s on standby, and my Sith Apprentices are assembled in an ancient temple on Korriban. I have a fleet of Star Destroyers positioned in orbit to prevent escape. Give the word and I'll have them dead within a day.  

[Aella_chan]

"OMG, LOL, THT WAS S0 FNNY!!!"
As if.. That was the worst thing I had ever read in my entire life! eek
I think the n00b that wrote this, is trying to be a serial IQ killer.
I may have lost just about half of my IQ points.

*goes to the anti-n00b weapon shop*
Can you please give me a bible book? A dictionary as well.
I think I'll give the person who wrote that thing a nice smack on the head and have them read through the bible, and then through the dictionary - searching up the word "vocabulary".  

[Mair The Devil Of Wither]

Wow.... I really feel like killing myself after hearing that. Or maybe....I should just kill some n00bs? Hehehehe. *malicious grin* Who's with me?  

[Buccellatte]

I'll go with, Chiri.

I think I need to scour my eyes with some Clorox now. burning_eyes