Okay, here are my favorites.
"Maybe if I write the words wrong, Patrick will pronounce them right!" Pete.
No really, when you sing live it's SUPPOSED to sound like that. by Patrick Stump
I'm More Blazed Than The Fire In Chris and Mikey's Bedroom - Joe Trohman
"I swear to drunk I'm not God" Joe.
"There's no blood in my alcohol system!" Joe.
How Not To Laugh Like A Dying Cow- Pete Wentz
You Can Be Dope Without Drugs-Joe Trohman
Learn to Stop Hitting on Underage Chicks in 3 Easy Steps by Pete Wentz
No really, living at home with your parents at 26 isn't pathetic at all. I mean, look at me. by Pete Wentz
The Art of Interpretive Rock Dancing -- Joe Trohman
Real Friends Give Other Friends Blowjobs-Pete Wentz and Mikey Way
How to be tall- Patrick Stump
The Pimping Life, by P.M. Stump
How Not to be Slighty Annoying and Overly Emo in a Real Douchebag-y Kind of Way by Peter Wentz
Erectile Dysfunction and How it Affects Me-Andy Hurley
Genital Herpes Didn't Stop Me! by Joe Trohman
Blow Job Tips for the Homo-I mean hetero-sexual Man-Hey Chris
You Say "Jailbait" I say "Hot damn"-Pete Wentz
know Pete Wentz. Now give me some a**. by CG
Star Wars: Not Just For Creepy, Old Men!-Joe T.
594857687538247657456548 Pictures Of Me, Age 26 - A Coffee Table Book by Peter Wentz
The Importance Of Taking Your Medicine As Directed - Peter Wentz
Dad's new wife Robert -- CG and Mikey Way
how to look like a sexy douchebag in glasses who wears pants tighter than girls thongs-pete wentz
Short Song Titles by FOB
"Fobism: You can only join your religion if you buy our merch and vote for us on TRL!"
WE EXIST! - JOE TROHMAN AND ANDY HURLEY
you know you want to do the jew – joe
"Hey, didn't we used to have a drummer and a jewish dude?" Patrick and Pete.
"We want attention too: the penises of Andy, Patrick, and Joe"
I know their's alot but I lurve them!