Santa Really Is a Ninja

[Syndactyly]

My theory: Jesus is a ninja.

He uses transformation jutsu, genjutsu, and he can walk on water. surprised

Yeah, don't cry Christians. It's just a joke. Plus, Jesus can do anything, right? So he can be a ninja. I win. razz  

[churrlo]

Jesus is the master of ninja's... HE'S DECEIVED US ALL!  

[Syndactyly]

churrlo

Jesus is the master of ninja's... HE'S DECEIVED US ALL!

*NOD NOD NOD* He's also the master of pirates.  

[Captain Verd]

Shikalee

churrlo

Jesus is the master of ninja's... HE'S DECEIVED US ALL!

*NOD NOD NOD* He's also the master of pirates.

But he's against stealing D:  

[Historical]

Blasphemy.
surprised

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[Syndactyly]

Captain Verd

Shikalee

churrlo

Jesus is the master of ninja's... HE'S DECEIVED US ALL!

*NOD NOD NOD* He's also the master of pirates.

But he's against stealing D:

It's not stealin' by unfortunate circumstances that he (the victim) be dead. xd  

[churrlo]

Take that! xd  

[Captain Verd]

Nah, I'm not falling for it. Pirates like rum. Jesus likes wine.  

[Syndactyly]

Captain Verd

Nah, I'm not falling for it. Pirates like rum. Jesus likes wine.

You don't have to. =/ Jesus said we can be anyone we want to be. If he wants to be a goddamn pirate, he's going to be a goddamn pirate. Case. Closed.  

[Kalmarkid91]

Missing nin Itachi

Santa and Jesus are both ninjas.

what about god then? also ninja?  

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Vinida

Something I found that really struck me as funny


Face it. Santa is really a ninja. He has bunshin stationed in every mall in the country. He summons deer to do his bidding. He sneaks into people's houses at night without being noticed. He walks on rooftops. He uses his secret Sleeping Jutsu on overly-wakeful brats to make sure his identity is not discovered. He uses chakra to stay above the snow and not make footprints... Need I go on?

That is true!! Haha! Now, now I can prove that ninjas are real. Because obviously Santa's real  

[[ juice ]]

Kalmarkid91

Missing nin Itachi

Santa and Jesus are both ninjas.

what about god then? also ninja?

Why not? 3nodding  

[GEAR-X]

You do have a point, I believe Santa is a ninja. I also believe Jesus is a ninja as well, when he walked on water. He converts chakra to his feet to walk on water.  

[Syndactyly]

God is the Kyuubi! >:O Or something. I donno. lols.  

[churrlo]

xd This has gotten interesting blaugh