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I'm ashamed of this one.

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Niccea Majeare

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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:45 pm

I was allowed to harass because I wasn't a member of this guild at the time. And this person made similar posts to this every where in the guild.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3610481&page=4

like here...there is another place, but my browser is being buggy right now.

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:33 pm

[Chain Saw of Literacy +20]
I say I use it on her.

Buccellatte

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Chyenne Leove

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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:34 am

Go with the ole strangle!!

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:42 am

The person that has been above been mentioned has struck again.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=3610481&page=5

Jayhawk that is....

And well I got annoyed with her. Every time she posts the posts the same thing. stare It is really quite agitating...and I snapped.

And her profile is a horror story in itself...even the users comments are poorly written.

Niccea Majeare

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Marcus McFlufferson

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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:29 am

I say you strangle him in his sleep just enough to awaken him, and then duct tape a plastic bag over his head.

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:57 am

Marcus McFlufferson

I say you strangle him in his sleep just enough to awaken him, and then duct tape a plastic bag over his head.

I'm liking this idea... But let's take it one step further. After the bag's secured, we use Savage's chainsaw to very carefully remove his toes... one at a time. twisted

rae-chan-sensei

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Noche Flor

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:09 pm

I think my eyes are going to fall out. Vote for strangulation.

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:02 am

One problem with all of your plans...Jayhawk is in fact a girl...

Niccea Majeare

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Lady Pica

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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:18 am

I have a container of salt if you decide to go for the slice-and-dice method...

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:20 am

eek I'm sorry to bring this thread back from the dead, but Jayhawk just posted again...

Jayhawk

Hi guys! Look I'm writing correctly! Aren't you proud?
Okay Good-bye smile

She isn't writing right at all. There needs to be a comma after "look" or make it another sentence.

Niccea Majeare

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MadnessFreak

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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:25 pm

*JTHM style twitch*

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:05 pm

Niccea Majeare

eek I'm sorry to bring this thread back from the dead, but Jayhawk just posted again...

Jayhawk

Hi guys! Look I'm writing correctly! Aren't you proud?
Okay Good-bye smile

She isn't writing right at all. There needs to be a comma after "look" or make it another sentence.

Really? A comma? I guess I've been doing things a bit wrong myself. If I had been the one typing that sentence I would have done this: Look: I'm writing correctly!

Wait a second, I wouldn't have done that either because I just noticed that it just doesn't look right that way. Normally when I type, if it just doesn't look right then I will change it until it does.

Look, I'm writing correctly!

Now that looks right! biggrin