Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Duredhel]

Destroy every single singing bass in the universe.  

[AFK Masturbating]

Another hidden goal: to bring the Knights Who Say "Ni" a shubbery! eek  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

For the stormies to put it on.
The last armor they'll ever wear.  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

To get the emperor laid.  

[Nospai Deathous]

Clean out every last spot on the deck of that new star destroyer!!  

[Darkened Angel]

To invent the aglet and not tell anyone what the heck it is, even though almost all of us encounter them on a daily basis.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To get softer toilet paper for the Imperial Restroom facility.  

[Missing00]

To get those jerks in Pod-6.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To /catch/ those smurfs so they can be turned into GOLD!!!  

[NickCpointless]

To publish an idots guide to the force  

[Darkened Angel]

To erect a statue in honor of the Burger King.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To erect a huge Golden Sideways Arches (E) on Coruscant.  

[Darkened Angel]

To further their idea of the golden sideways arches by opening a massive fast food chain across the galaxy, called Endor's.

(( " Yeah, I'll have an Endor Supreme... " ))  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

To be the last one voted off the island.
To rock and roll all night and party every day.
To stop me from making horrible jokes.  

[Nelowulf]

To find out what the airspeed of an unlaiden swallow really is