This website PERMITS stuff like this!?

[MadnessFreak]

ahzma attack

I use better grammer than my teacher. Which is suprising because she deosn't let anyone else use bad grammer. So she is like a hypocrite grammer nazi. mad

It's ironic that you misspelled 'Grammar' like 70% of people here.  

[Sulece]

Kamori202

I have the translation. Sort of.

This person is saying, "I am a noob. I cannot use grammar correctly because I was sleeping in class the day we learned how to spell. The end." burning_eyes

Hilarious! I think even normal "txt" or "1337" people wouldn't be able to read that. stressed  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

ahzma attack

I use better grammer than my teacher. Which is suprising because she deosn't let anyone else use bad grammer. So she is like a hypocrite grammer nazi. mad

Ah, what bitter irony.  

[Zee Zee Top]

My translation:

"I need to get multiple sclerosis stats for Slovaks so, like me and L.L., my most went to the mile and it was awesome!"

I put the only part I was sure of in bold lettering...  

[CandyCane Fairy]

This may be a tad pathetic but I can't read it, even looking gives me a headache.  

[HEAR MEH MOO]

rosemaylie

"i ndd 2 gt ms stz 4 slk os lky em nd ll ma mst wnet 2 te ml nd ti wz wsm!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!111!!!!!1!1!"

Aha!! I have the translation! *Sorta* I mailed this person, and they explained it... *Sorta* This is what they said:

"it mens i nedd 2 gt sum shrtz 4 skul so lyk me nad al ma m8z wnt 2 teh mal nad it wuz awsum!!!!!!!!!"

It still hurts to read surprised
But, translating the translation, apparently this is what it says:

"I needed to get some shirts for school, so like me and all my mates went to the mall and it was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Whew.  

[Yo Cole]

Sighren

Kamori202

I have the translation. Sort of.

This person is saying, "I am a noob. I cannot use grammar correctly because I was sleeping in class the day we learned how to spell. The end." burning_eyes

I like her translation. XD

i agree x3  

[Population Tire]

ahzma attack

I use better grammer than my teacher. Which is suprising because she deosn't let anyone else use bad grammer. So she is like a hypocrite grammer nazi. mad

I have to point out my teacher's mistakes all the time, and she's the english teacher. One day she got on my case about it, saying I need to change my attitude. She said to me "Why must you always correct what I'm writing?"

I laughed.
And then got in trouble.
I hate private school sometimes.  

[Asuka Minerva]

It is rather interesting how few English teachers actually understand the language... or perhaps the problem lies in the fact that they have been corrupted by the miss matched jumble we dare call a language. razz
I have only worked with two teachers that actually taught me the language in an understandable and literate form. One speaks correctly all the time.
It's a wonder what our language has become.
What really irritates me is when people believe that they are writing something with the correct grammar. In actuality all they are accomplishing is to place a greater quantity of words for me to decipher.
Please people, I do not want to read what you say... I want to understand what I read!  

[matthewbodn]

rosemaylie

Okay, I was on a forum on a different website. The user posting said something like:

"i ndd 2 gt ms stz 4 slk os lky em nd ll ma mst wnet 2 te ml nd ti wz wsm!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!111!!!!!1!1!"

Can you understand that!? gonk Where has good grammar gone!?

Okay...  

[my_secret_nowhere]

Not only are there people out there that type like that, there are people that actually understand what it says! sweatdrop Which makes things even worse.  

[Uncle Sam Wants BRAINS]

Alabang

My translation:

"I need to get multiple sclerosis stats for Slovaks so, like me and L.L., my most went to the mile and it was awesome!"

I put the only part I was sure of in bold lettering...

XD!  

[Uncle Sam Wants BRAINS]

MadnessFreak

ahzma attack

I use better grammer than my teacher. Which is suprising because she deosn't let anyone else use bad grammer. So she is like a hypocrite grammer nazi. mad

It's ironic that you misspelled 'Grammar' like 70% of people here.

It's sad that only one person here noticed this. Or maybe the rest of you just failed to point it out?  

[HEAR MEH MOO]

I'd be one of the Grammarians (?) failing to point it out. sweatdrop