You have got to be kidding

[undesirable_sacrifice]

Fenrys Kijin

You've got to be kidding me. I thought maybe this person's stories were okay, but then I scrolled down... and clicked...

I've lost all faith in humanity.

Reading it the first time was bad enough. But when i scrolled down , it only got worse. The only words spelt half right were "and, so, and random"
There has to be something wrong with that. seriously. stare  

[Zee Zee Top]

*wipes her tears away* Shotgun? M16? Forget those! Neither cause enough pain! They really won't serve as proper punishment. I say we give this person what he or she deserves: a slow agonizing death!  

[KainGorda]

Decorative blade, still sharp at the tip? - A lot of money.
An ignorant moron such as that? - (Sadly) Free.

Being able to impale them without being caught (gloves, dark room, etc.)? - Priceless.

Who agrees?  

[Archdemonessa]

*raises hand*
I do! But I think we should burn him at the stake!!  

[KainGorda]

How about impaling them in such a way as they're stuck to the stake?  

[Zee Zee Top]

I was thinking torture by means of skinning and salting and death by starvation... I'll go with whatever you guys prefer, though.  

[Niccea Majeare]

Break his fingers and toes...one by one. Then lock him in a dark room. This room has a low ceiling and it is not long enough to lie down in. Then everyday give him two bowls of porridge, but put poison in one of the bowls. twisted He has to choose the right bowl or he dies. If he is still alive after a month, we'll will get the stake, torch, and salt ready.  

[Sherri Black]

Oh my gosh, that scared the Hell out of me.

-MindFreakette has now gone into fetal position mode. Please hold.-  

[Zee Zee Top]

Great idea, Niccea! I nominate Niccea's idea for our punishment!  

[XxJennessaxX]

What? What? I don't get it. What does it say?
I agree, though, yaoi and yuri DO suck.  

[choirperson]

Ignoring the racism and homophobia, that's terrifying.  

[Niccea Majeare]

Alabang

Great idea, Niccea! I nominate Niccea's idea for our punishment!

twisted
I got the ideas from my favorite books.

Breaking all fingers: The Companions
Small prison cell: The Sword of Truth Series
Two bowels of porridge: Traitor's Moon  

[Niccea Majeare]

XxJennessaxX

What? What? I don't get it. What does it say?
I agree, though, yaoi and yuri DO suck.

That is the big question. His/Her stories aren't even legit. This is one of them from the Yu-Gi-Oh section. ((with translations))

lis uf dings dat rok n suk ((List of things that rock and suck.))

disclaimer: i do not own yugio ((disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh))

heer iz a list of dings dat r awsome: ((Here is a list of things that are awesome))

kelly puckler

da gurl on american idul wit da high-pitched voice ((The girl on American idol with the high-pitched voice))

purla

tea gaurdener (dub rox, sub sux!) ((tea gardener? (dubbed rocks, subbed sucks!))

hilury duff ((Hilary Duff))

bwitney speers ((Britney Spears))

lundsai lohun ((Lindsy Lohan))

parsi hultin ((Paris Hilton))

doworthy from da wizaurd of oz ((Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz))

long-hared sakuwa (shourt hare sux!) ((Long-haired Sakura (short hair sucks))

raoul (ho culd i 4get bout him!) ((Raoul! (how could I forget about him?))

yami yoogi (naught az kool az tea, but still kool) ((Yami-Yugi (not as cool as tea, but still cool))

now, heer iz a list of dings dat suk: ((now, here is a list of things that suck))

kuwa

marek

ed

envy

shourt hared sakuwa ((Short haired Sakura))

chrus doughteray

eliout yameen

vultare ((Voltaire))

yugio ((Yu-Gi-Oh))

fma ((Full Metal Alchemist))

anime

sins

niggers (u kno, blak peeople) ((*beep* (you know, black people))

yaoi

yuri

gay-a** fagguts ((gay-a$$ fagots))



One of his other stories is "I hate FMA" 15 times....I'm not making this up...  

[rae-chan-sensei]

XxJennessaxX

What? What? I don't get it. What does it say?
I agree, though, yaoi and yuri DO suck.

You can agree, but I don't think it's right to insult other people's tastes just because you don't like something. Especially not on a site where you aren't supposed to post rants like that. ...If you can call it a rant. rolleyes  

[Niccea Majeare]

Yeah well some of the lemons on Fanfiction do suck. I've read a few good ones though.

And don't lower the word rant. It is more like senseless babble.