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Archdemonessa

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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:44 pm

I wish to kill... -insert a Jonny The Homicidal Maniac moment-

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:58 pm

Marcus McFlufferson

How's David, 'kay, poser.

That's what I get.

Really? I didn't even see the "David" part until someone pointed it out.

Kiwee

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Marcus McFlufferson

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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:59 am

Quote:

&$d@v!d k-po$&

&= A $ = S.
Says 'As'.
In some seriously dumbed down version of this language, that could be translated to "how's"

With &=A, This is where you get the idea of "Posa" or "poser".

And 'k' is self explanatory.

This is just what I see, mind, and I'd prefer it not start a 'discussion'.
If someone disagrees, then please just post your view.

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:32 am

Luna Ishukan

I wish to kill... -insert a Jonny The Homicidal Maniac moment-

That is love right there...*draws a heart in the air with her fingertips*

And I think Marcus is probably right. ...At least, his translation seems to make the most possible sense out of that crap.

But who knows? It's not like this s**t ever makes much sense anyway... rolleyes

rae-chan-sensei

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MadnessFreak

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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:57 pm

Luna Ishukan

I wish to kill... -insert a Jonny The Homicidal Maniac moment-

JTHM!?! =D

You and me need to talk.

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:30 pm

Are we overanalyzing it? Are you guys sure that there IS a meaning?

MyOwnBestCritic

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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:58 am

Yokushi

That's hilarious! Can you imagine this? I call the person and they start talking to me with numbers...
"Hey, I'm calling because I received a message from this number?"

"1 352 4 48525 594636 3824746...."

"I just want to say that you sent it to the wrong number."

"1 375 25067 38567596 26594639!!!!"

"What? I'm sorry could you speak English?"

"284 2956 107603 926603635....."

"....I was actually curious about what the message meant..."

"4638247 284648!!!!"

"I'm not sure what you are talking about, but you sound a little hostile..."

"81764!!"

*slam*

"Hello...?"

(I can actually imagine a conversation like this and I'm laughing my a** off!)
note: obviously, the numbers were randomly chosen. I don't speak any sort of confusing net language.

This made me laugh for ten minutes. Thank you for making me happy.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:06 pm

Ah, the joys of TXT TLK. It always seems to induce some sort of involutary shiver.

Aerico

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