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SilverBellsAbove

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:41 pm
I think I just lost my brain virginity. I feel so unclean.... This is why I sometimes love the fact that I don't own a cell phone.

how could ANYONE understand that hideous mess? That's not even txttlk, It's some kind of grotesque cipher!

*bashes her brain with a pancake flipper*  
PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 7:53 pm
T.T

Shoot me?  

j_hawk


CristoVII

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:02 pm
I think I'll start wearing blinders.  
PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:15 pm
XxJennessaxX
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Oh joy. I asked her to decode her cryptic message. She said:
So THAT'S What This Person
leik omg hi ther! so wat du yu want 2 du 2dai? sumtin kewl? thot so.
cn u undrstnd wat i am sayin?

Now I need another decoder. sweatdrop


I can say this part, but that's it:

"Like oh my god. Hi there! So what do you want to do today? Something cool? Thought so. Can you understand what I am saying?"

My mind hurts...I will read Don Quixote like I was supposed to now.  

Patron with a Mission


Sammie of Spades

PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:53 pm
TangoMango
"l omg h t! s w d y w t d 2d? s t c? t s.
c u u w i a s?"

My Translation would be: Like oh my god hot! So what do you want to do today? Stay the computer? Thought so. See you under water in a second.


Haha. Although, it's nowhere close to what it's really supposed to be. o.O


Thats the best one yet! At least you're trying.... I can't make sense of it at all!  
PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 2:14 pm
She only wrote the first letter of most words? And that was her sorry excuse for a tranzlation? I hate that girl.  

Serious~Sarcasm


Fox Child`

PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:32 am
What the hell does that say?
Call in the Military.
 
PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:44 am
And here I thought txt tlk could not sink any lower. Oh, why did I have to be proved wrong? gonk  

SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover


Angelic-Sargeant

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:39 pm
That, is what scares me. That ... mess of a post was decoded into text talk! Can I go and shudder in the closet now?!? And to tease any readers, the gaian asked if we could understand what the post said!
 
PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:03 pm
Ultra-Moron text talk then translated to text talk. Not too much of an improvement, is there? And people wonder why I chuck pens at idiots...  

Archdemonessa


Shigures Editor

PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:07 pm
TangoMango
"l omg h t! s w d y w t d 2d? s t c? t s.
c u u w i a s?"

My Translation would be: Like oh my god hot! So what do you want to do today? Stay the computer? Thought so. See you under water in a second.


Haha. Although, it's nowhere close to what it's really supposed to be. o.O

If I held your breath, at least we would touch.
________________________________

Hah, funny.

How do illiterates come up with these bloody abbreviations for every single word known to man? And how does every other illiterate even know what that means? o_O Astounding how that works obviously doesn't work.

________________________________

h e l l o g o o d b y e .
 
PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:54 am
burning_eyes  

Dark_rose_fighter


omg its nimbus

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:39 am
Wow. I'm absolutely speechless.  
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:50 am
XxJennessaxX
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Yes, you heard the warning. I may be exaggerating to some, but I mean it:
Can Anyone Decode What This Person
l omg h t! s w d y w t d 2d? s t c? t s.
c u u w i a s?

Oh, my, God, I cannot believe someone talks like THAT! *covers eyes and runs*
 

Alexia Angel Holtes


Buccellatte

Sparkly Conversationalist

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:53 am
dark_elf
gonk I don't even want to try to translate that mess.


Amen  
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