Encode the horribly brutalized English.

[Neon Communist]

Okay.
My brain seriously hurts right about now.
'1337' is so hard for me to understand, quite honestly.  

[MyOwnBestCritic]

Um... I got dude on one of them... he he sweatdrop Um...

"ph34r m3h" An easy one, I guess. Even I know it.  

[SuperScott78]

"Fear Me."

"l0lz n e gme uve chckerz i wuld totly loan jou"  

[Patron with a Mission]

*laugh out loud* "Any game of checkers, I would totally own you."

Hmm...now for a new one.

OMG lky tht thng da othr day wuz soooo awesme.

(-.-; Can't believe I"m doing this)  

[outofit96]

"Oh my God, like that thing the other day was so awesome."

I've got a good one. Though, it's more of a riddle than anything else.

yyyyyy u r, yyyyyyyy u b, i c u r y+y 4 me.

(Hint: Try saying it out loud.)  

[Something Cataclysmic]

heart Wise you are, wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

[I'm used to the two y's version]

Erm, wow.

[Code - it is an actual sentence, but I used the letters -or punctuation- below the true letters in the words on a standard keyboard. If the letter was on the bottom row, I used the letter in the top row.]

K'u z .lhh.d gdz;lg xnlfg zyc xgljg.

 

[Doppelgaanger]

outofit96

I know the first word is "Dip". After that, I'm not sure.

It says, "Dip in acid and kill"  

[Honeydukes Lover]

Something Cataclysmic

K'u z .lhh.d gdz;lg xnlfg zyc xgljg.

It looks like you just typed random letters. XD  

[Honeydukes Lover]

Hmmm....since no one's posting...here's a new one!

1'/1< 0M6! +1-1+ 151-1 50000000 4W51-11_1M 1_1V3 M31-1! 1 13 1)1_11-1 4W51-11_1MN151-1!

Just for a little tip, I write it in "txt tlk" and then re-write it in "1337"  

[Kunoichi21]

Something Cataclysmic

K'u z .lhh.d gdz;lg xnlfg zyc xgljg

I'm a little teapot short and stout

...That was confusing. sweatdrop

Bouncing Pigtails

1'/1< 0M6! +1-1+ 151-1 50000000 4W51-11_1M 1_1V3 M31-1! 1 13 1)1_11-1 4W51-11_1MN151-1!

"Like, oh my God! That ish so aweshome, love meh! I be duh awesomnish!"

That one was also confusing....My head hurts now..... xp

|300|V|! |*VV|/|3|) |'/|< 4 |/|00|3! (quoted from my brother while he was playing a video game)  

[Honeydukes Lover]

"of meh", not "love meh". sweatdrop

|300|V|! |*VV|/|3|) |'/|< 4 |/|00|3! (quoted from my brother while he was playing a video game)

"Boom! Pwned like a noob!"?

New one ~~ "1_33+ 15h 1}41-1 4W351-11_1lVl!!!1!!!!1!!!!0ll3!!"  

[Kunoichi21]

"1_33+ 15h 1}41-1 4W351-11_1lVl!!!1!!!!1!!!!0ll3!!"

Leet ish dah aweshum!!!1!!!!1!!!!0ll3!!

@Bouncing Pigtails: It was late at night and my eyes made me see nonexistant things.

New sentence: "1 |-|4+3 7'/|*1|/|6 |_'/|< +|-|15."  

[Honeydukes Lover]

"I hate typing like this."

CORRECT-IMUNDO for you, Kunoichi!

NEW-IMUNDO ((Sorry...)) ONE! ~~ 1*01<3M0N 151-1 1)4 51-117!!!1  

[Kunoichi21]

1*01<3M0N 151-1 1)4 51-117!!!1

Pokemon ish da sh-t!!!1 (sorry, keeping it clean)

4l/l1lVl3 l20(l<5 lVl'/ 50(l<5 0ff. 35l*3(14l_l_'/ l)34+l-l l/l0+3. (and it's true 3nodding )  

[Honeydukes Lover]

My sister told me to put that. xD

Anime rocks my socks off! Especially Death Note.

I don't know why, but this just comes easily for me. xD Maybe I see it so much I can read it now.

New one

- (0M3 541l_ 4W4'/, (0M3 541l_ 4W4'/, (0M3 541l_ 4W4'/ W17l-l M3333333l-l!