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"TXT TLK" horror stories

*curls up in a ball and wails loudly*

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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:13 pm

All right...if that is indeed everyone...

scream ATTACK THE CHATTERBOX! whee

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:09 pm

CHARGE! *charges*

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Chasmothyst

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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:37 pm

I would help you all bash the hell out of this person... but I'm a little pre-occupied... sweatdrop

AAAAGH! My eyes! They burn! *grabs bleeding eye sockets in pain* burning_eyes

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:30 pm

What does that even say?

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Lekonua

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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:10 pm

Quote:

()//9 7^l+l+ 15 73)-( 1337 #l:-:<>l2 1 +()l_l> _/<>* ^l3°l_l+ //3}-{ #1213l/ll>!!!1!!11!1!! )+(3 |Dl/l/l2.

I shall attempt a translation...*concentrates translation powers*

...

*Brain sparks and fizzles* stressed

...

Grrrrr.....translate, damn you...*starts glowing with grammatical energy*

GrrrrrraaaaaaAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!! burning_eyes

I...I cannot...it is...untranslatable...

The power to read this mess is beyond my ability. We need a level 5 Leetspeak Translator to even get the gist of it.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:49 pm

Removes Beretta Grammar gun from holster. I'm READY to kick some Noob a**!

Smoozle

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Patron with a Mission

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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:37 pm

*looks over her shoulder* So that wasn't everyone.

Hold your fire, everyone...let us wait for more people...

*silence*

Oh, well. Join in if you just got here.

ATTACK!!!! scream *rushes into chatterbox with flaming sword*

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:38 am

*dashes in* Sorry I'm late. I was destroying n00bs on MySpace. twisted Oh, we going? Wonderful. *checks quiver to make sure it's well stocked with arrows, raises her sword, and charges, screaming battle cries*

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SilverMaple

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:22 am

*Hops onto the scene after reading the evil, undecipherable leet message*

I'm coming too! I may look like a harmless bunny, but I... I... I can bite! And give him rabies! scream

*Follows everyone to the Chatterbox*

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:03 am

im here too! my mimzy is my weapon! i was busy annoying people on a stupid forum... twisted

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:04 am

FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD GRAMMAR, CHARGE!!! *charges*

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:24 pm

Oh my gods above and below............

Somewhere in the world, even Kratos from God of War is crying because this was allowed to be birthed!! emo burning_eyes