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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:17 pm
the roller coaster ride came to a safe end.
The blue elf and red valkyrie were surrounded by hords of zombies and litches and the voice of god kept repeating that they needed food badly...
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:10 pm
when the zombies and litches offered them sandwiches and cokes.
The bus was dangling from a cliff high above the rocky thrashing waters below...
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:04 pm
When Mrs. Frizzle engaged the bus's rockets and wings and flew away!
The poisonous gas spread throughout the air ventilation system, infecting every room in the hospital...
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:16 am
that was empty for remodling.
It was Thursday and all the cows were frightened because that was the day the red truck would show up and cows would go in and never be seen again...
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 5:20 pm
When it was the cookie truck and everyone had milk and cookies...
The man was dangling precariously from an old rope attached to the ancient temple's ceiling. The doors had all shut him into the airless room filled with snakes and scorpions and his torch is slowly fading...
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:48 am
when Steven Speilburg yelled "CUT" and Harrison Ford's stuntman jumped down and went to lunch.
the creeping, oozing acid slid toward the chained woman, beginning to eat through her clothes and dripping onto her skin...
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:13 pm
it was a woman's dummy...
it rained heavily. The black limo entered the deserted street. A howl was heard in the dictance. A gunshot, a cry and then silence.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:11 am
because the cable went out.
Twas a dark and stormy night. The teenage lovers were making out in a car parked under a tree at the end of a dark street. There was a screeching sound coming from the killers hook...
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:53 pm
...and it seemed the killer's hook was hooked on the bumper, and he could not get the darned thing out.
The girl could hear her boyfriend as well as some other girl in the room above. She quietly ascended the stairs and neared the door that led to the room her boyfriend and the supposed other girl were in. Grasping the doorknob, she slowly gave it a twist and pushed the door...
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:55 am
...as she peeks at the opening of the door, it turns out the girl was just trying to make the boy sign her yearbook.
a girl heard a scream down her kitchen. She ran downstairs quietly and peeked what happend at the kitchen...
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:09 pm
Where she soon found that her father had snuck up on her mother and given her a squeeze on her butt.
The man held the knife to her throat threatening to kill her if she didn't give him what he wanted...
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:48 pm
"Fine," she said, "you can have my Bulbasaur card."
The former FBI agent and the present Miss America screamed loud accusations at each other, their guns held to their own temples, and it became clearer and clearer that neither would back down...
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:03 pm
They pulled their triggers, and water came out! ^.^
The sharks swam a wide circle around the two stranded victims in the ocean, if they didn't get help soon, they'd both be a tasty shark meal...
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:11 am
But the sharks turned out to be dolphins who helped them swim to safety.
The asteroid was set on a collision course towards earth, descending closer with every second...
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:04 pm
.... but suddenly another asteroid crashed into it and the world was saved
The cheetah eyed the poor, weak little antelope, waiting for the perfect moment ........
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