Snakes in the Kitchen...

[rayne_phantom]

Dr[[Acula]]

ahahaha
Matrix PingPong.!
iloevthatsoomuch!
its amazing!

it makes me giggle..
and wish i was them every time>.<

that'd be awsome to play, now I want to play matrix ping-pong...

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Oh ho. My friend, Lludya has a kid. His name is Alexov, I call him Alov and I teach him English. Also, I'm his mother's b***h and everyone knows it.

So I end up doing alot of handyman sort of work around her lodging, and since her daddy in Russia owns this big lot of land, I get to ride the lawnmower and pull out stumps and s**t like that. Aside from the glamerous, I also get to fix the toilets and drywall whenever me and her son (who is my best buddy in the whole world, despite him being 5) break it.

So one day I go over to fix the toilet and I'm plunging and plunging, but the damn thing won't stop backing up. It gets so bad I have to come back here to get my plumbing snake and I bring it back and I start snaking the toilet, dig? I'm snaking and snaking and then this little black peice floats up. It's brown on the bottom with a pink interior. I'm intrigued, so I get the plunger and I plunge and out comes, get this.

Half a snake.

So I call in Alov and I want to know WTF half a snake is doing in the toilet pipes. He claims he doesn't know, and while he shouts at me in Russian and I shout at him in English his mother comes in and settles it by slapping both of us. Then she lays the blame on me cause I taught him how to catch snakes. <******** that, so I took the half snake and I hid it under his sheets. I wasn't there when he went to bed that morning, but I wish I was.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

I wasn't there when he went to bed that morning with a video camera so I could film his hilarious reaction and post it in this guild, but I wish I was.

Seriioousss. xD  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

His mother, being from Russia, has some weird anxiety about cameras. She refuses to allow cameras in her home or pictures to be taken of her, him or her possessions.

It's a shame too, cause he would make a great meme.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

His mother, being from Russia, has some weird anxiety about cameras. She refuses to allow cameras in her home or pictures to be taken of her, him or her possessions.

It's a shame too, cause he would make a great meme.

xd  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

His mother, being from Russia, has some weird anxiety about cameras. She refuses to allow cameras in her home or pictures to be taken of her, him or her possessions.

It's a shame too, cause he would make a great meme.

xd

We were playing Super Heroes and he decided to be Russian Boy.

He jumped out of a tree, gets up with a bloody nose and yells
"RUSSIAN BOY LOVES RUSSIA"

Later on in the day, after the red red blood of a Russian dried on his face, he tells me what Russian Boy fights for.

"RUSSIAN BOY FIGHTS FOR RUSSIA"

but his lip was all swollen from his fall and it sounded like

"Rooshybo Fi Or Rooshy!"  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

His mother, being from Russia, has some weird anxiety about cameras. She refuses to allow cameras in her home or pictures to be taken of her, him or her possessions.

It's a shame too, cause he would make a great meme.

xd

We were playing Super Heroes and he decided to be Russian Boy.

He jumped out of a tree, gets up with a bloody nose and yells
"RUSSIAN BOY LOVES RUSSIA"

Later on in the day, after the red red blood of a Russian dried on his face, he tells me what Russian Boy fights for.

"RUSSIAN BOY FIGHTS FOR RUSSIA"

but his lip was all swollen from his fall and it sounded like

"Rooshybo Fi Or Rooshy!"

I laughed out loud at that one. xD  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

You really don't mess with Russians. They don't d**k around.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

You really don't mess with Russians. They don't d**k around.

They sure don't.
My mom's side has Russian in there. And my great great grandpa who's like 92 and still alive, lived in Russia for a looongg a** time.

I'm like... 1/4 Russian. Technically. Then the other 1/4 is German and the other half is Italian. o___O  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Russian, German and Italian?

That's one hell of a combination.  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Russian, German and Italian?

That's one hell of a combination.

xD Yeah.
My dad's full Italian and my mom had the German and Russian.
[stereotyping] It explains why she's so damn crazy and why my dad is such a ******** good cook. [/end stereotyping]  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

You're father is probably one mean mother, too.

You better watch it. Italian women plump up when you marry 'em.
(Although Russian women stay hot and slender yet marry an ugly hairy fatty)  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

You're father is probably one mean mother, too.

You better watch it. Italian women plump up when you marry 'em.
(Although Russian women stay hot and slender yet marry an ugly hairy fatty)

With my dad, he lets out ALL his anger on the road. Mad road rage, right there.

And... so... what happens to me? O_o  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

You're father is probably one mean mother, too.

You better watch it. Italian women plump up when you marry 'em.
(Although Russian women stay hot and slender yet marry an ugly hairy fatty)

With my dad, he lets out ALL his anger on the road. Mad road rage, right there.

And... so... what happens to me? O_o

I don't know. If you start making linguine, watch out!  

[Killer Zeit]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Zeit Rachen Havoc

The Mighty Z-Rex

You're father is probably one mean mother, too.

You better watch it. Italian women plump up when you marry 'em.
(Although Russian women stay hot and slender yet marry an ugly hairy fatty)

With my dad, he lets out ALL his anger on the road. Mad road rage, right there.

And... so... what happens to me? O_o

I don't know. If you start making linguine, watch out!

I love pasta. ;_; And carbs.
Carbs are my friends... heart