The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but now the other food groups have been outlawed.

I wish that I could meet Seth-dono.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but he hates you so much he has you assassinated.

I wish the Harry Potter book will be good when I get it.  

[Moonlight_Shadow12]

Granted but now all the other harry potter books are gone

I wish that that i could be a famous poet  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but now noone wants to by your works.

I wish that Seto had a Blue Eyes Cruise Ship so that all of us fangirls could take vacation on it.  

[Moonlight_Shadow12]

Granted but the ship is stranded on the bramuda triangle

I wish that I could kiss subaru sumeragi from clamp  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but now the Seto fangirls think that you've betrayed Seto.

I wish that us fangirls could all live at the Kaiba Mansion.  

[Moonlight_Shadow12]

Granted but now you all are now maids

I wish that I could create a shoujo manga  

[Xesca]

Granted. But no one will read it.

I wish that no one will twist my wish.  

[lnusaysIegasp]

Granted. But now you've killed the thread.

I wish I wouldn't have to go to work and I could still get paid.  

[Bitchboots]

Granted, but now you are going to be paid in soil.

I wish that I had a car.  

[Moonlight_Shadow12]

Granted but it only runs on solar energy

I wish i was a good at ddr  

[lnusaysIegasp]

Granted. But now your legs flail around aimlessly at all other times.

I wish that I could still watch anime. crying  

[Moonlight_Shadow12]

Granted but you only get to watch old anime from the 1980s

i wish i could sing jpop  

[lnusaysIegasp]

((Crap! Speed Racer. stressed ))

Granted. But your album will never sell and you will be burried in recording debt.

I wish I had a cup of Ramen.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now that's all you can eat.

I wish I could run faster than anyone.