It's time for Nine Inch Nails parodies. :D

[`Suki`]

I'm glad this thread made you guys laugh. :3 Try to come up with your own! SPREAD TEH FUNNEEEEH.  

[Kiba Kuchiki]

Songai

Kiba Kuchiki

Guys you really made me laugh specially with Hurt and Terrible Lie! They were great! hahahahahaha

I think Trent would specially hate the Terrible Lie parody. I imagine him going like "It's my f***ing hair! F**k off!!

But well who really knows what he would say.

p.s. I wish I had someone to laugh about NIN but myself...(sigh) rolleyes

haha yeah Trent would probably hate it.

I don't hate Trents hair right now though, I think he did good in cutting it short now he's getting older. Long hair looked great when he was younger, but now he's getting older short hair makes him look a little younger, you know?

But my first reaction was, as with manyother fans: SHOCK NOOOOOOOOO gonk eek

Hehehe. When I saw it I was like WTF! xd But yeah it suits him well.  

[Tentacles-chan]

`Suki`

Hurt.
I..

Hurt my foot today.

I stubbed it against the wall.

I..

Focus on the pain.

But that didn't help at all.

The needle tears my toes.

14 stitches, at least.

Didn't want them to kill it away.

But now I'm a foot amputee.


And you could have it all.

My infected foot.

It will smell really bad.

It will make you hurt.


I..

Wear this cast made of s**t.

Upon my two-wheel chair.

I no longer have a foot.

That, I cannot repair.

Beneath my ankle bones..

The feeling disappeared.

My foot is with someone else.

I am still right here.

AH-AH-AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY ******** GOD. the last line made me cackle like a maniac. thats gold razz " Every last ham..
Every last ham..
Every last ham..' Was icing on the cake. I think I stopped breathing.  

[`Suki`]

Tentacles-chan

AH-AH-AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY ******** GOD. the last line made me cackle like a maniac. thats gold razz " Every last ham..
Every last ham..
Every last ham..' Was icing on the cake. I think I stopped breathing.

GOOD. smile  

[porkchopsdonkey]

Here's one I did a couple years ago: Starbuckers, Inc.


my coffee served in a cup of styrofoam
coffee better than the crap I make at home
my coffee while I sit and read my magazine
coffee more expensive than anything I've ever seen

i had four cups and this time you should believe i'm hyper
i listened to nat she knows society is a bizarre diaper
i'll meet there with you as long as it works for me
one ******** drink
blows all my money

starbuckers
starbuckers
starbuckers, inc.
starbuckers

i drank every ******** pot and just a little more
i'm so wired i won't get to sleep 'til four
and when i have a cup not a drop will go to waste
it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste
(it's people)

starbuckers
starbuckers
starbuckers, inc.
starbuckers

sweet caffeine
how did we ever get by without you?
evil empire
i bet you will go back there tomorrow
won't you?
won't you?
won't you?
won't you?

now i belong i'm one of the soylent ones
now i belong i'm one of the corporate ones  

[`Suki`]

xD That's great. Made me lolz. whee  

[Songai]

I like his signature too.  

[porkchopsdonkey]

I have a few more laying around if you guys want to see them, but they're not as good.  

[Crazy Kitten Smile]

[Songai]

Post anything you've got! tHIS IS A good thread and we should keep it alive. don't you think though?  

[porkchopsdonkey]

Here's another one I wrote when I found out Jerry Falwell died:

Jerresy

he sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see
he tries to tell me not to watch Tinky Winky
his group of morons he called Moral Majority
he twisted god to make fundie Christianity

falwell's dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see him there

he flexed his muscles to keep the PTL alive
he sued for libel, lost to Larry Flynt and Clive
his 9/11 blames Iraq, liberals, and gays
demands donations, write all your checks out to his name

falwell's dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see him there
falwell's dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see him there

falwell's dead and no one cares
if there is a hell i'll see him there
(falwell is dead)
falwell's dead (and no one cares)
and no one cares (drowning in his own hypocrisy)
if there is a hell (see him)
i'll see him there (him there)  

[Songai]

hah I don't know who Jerry is but reading the lyrics you wrote I can quite imagine...  

[porkchopsdonkey]

Songai

hah I don't know who Jerry is but reading the lyrics you wrote I can quite imagine...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_falwell  

[Songai]

ew  

[Ikaruga_Soul]

xd I like Starbuckers