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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:02 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:19 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:42 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:03 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:36 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:10 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:59 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:41 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:01 pm
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Intercom: Intruder detected on the bridge. Vader: You idiotic computer, it's me, Lord Vader. Intercom: Intruder Lord Vader detected on the bridge. Vader: No! I'm Lord Vader, and this is MY ship. Intercom: Intruder Lord Vader has stolen the Executor from the bridge. Vader: What!? NO! I'm in the Empire, I'm one of you. Intercom: Intruder Lord Vader has stolen the Executor, and is a spy impersonating an Imperial officer. Vader: Gah! No! I'm the Lord of the Sith, you huttspawn machine! Intercom: Intruder Lord Vader is a spy impersonating an Imperial officer and is suffering from delusions. Vader: LOOK HERE, YOU STUPID MACHINE! I AM DARTH VADER, LORD OF THE SITH, AND I COMMAND YOU TO RECOGNIZE MY AUTHORITY ABOARD THIS SHIP! Intercom: Intruder Lord Vader is a spy impersonating an Imperial officer, has stolen the Executor, and has gone hysterical. Security is advised to detain the intruder and administer psychiatric treatment.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:52 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:32 pm
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:41 am
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Palpy: Attention all troops, it has been proven that I have kriffing pooped myself in every sector, please be advised, also, we are having wampa claws for lunch today.
Vader: *walks in with his arm around a girl* So I says to the guy, Lucas, we should put more of Luke in the movie, and less of leia. *The girl pulls of her mask and turns out to be leia* You Kriffing SOB! -Blaster shots, leia gagging sounds-
Palpy:*craps himself again* O-M-TEH-G-NESS! YOU KILLED YOUR APPRENTICE!
Vader:Um, boss, the red light is on.
Palpy: Uh, hehe, that will be all -poot-.
Sounds of blaster shots go off as troops kill them selves.
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