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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:56 pm
"Nice sword." and "What? Afraid to get wet?"
Both by Davy, the last one is paraphrased 'cause I don't really remember it. biggrin
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:07 pm
Barbossa: The world has gotten smaller. Jack: It's not smaller. There's just... less in it.
Jack: Hector! It's been awhile. Barbossa: Isla de Muerta. You shot me. Jack: ... No I didn't. Tia Dalma!
Bootstrap: If he saves me, he loses you. He won't pick me. I wouldn't pick me...
Sao Feng: Weapons! Barbossa: Sao Feng, I assure you our intentions are strictly honorable. *Gibbs and crew send swords up through the floorboards into their hands* Barbossa: ... *Uneasy grin*
Pintel: Goodbye, poppet.
Elizabeth: Jack, it never would have worked out between us. Jack: Keep telling yourself that, darling. Elizabeth: *goes to hug Jack* Jack: Once is enough.
Jack: Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.
Jack: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard of that before.
Jack: You may kill me but you'll never insult me. Who am I? Beckett: *Confused* ... ? Jack: *Hurt* ... 'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Will: Elizabeth, will you marry me? Elizabeth: I'm not sure now's the best time. Will: It may be the only time we have. I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours? Elizabeth: Barbossa! Will: *Confused like hell* Elizabeth: Will you wed us? Barbossa: I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW!
Davy Jones: I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup. Beckett: And yet here you are.
Will: And after which betrayal did you cut out your heart? Jones: *Hits Will's teacup and sends it flying out of his hands* Will: I wasn't finished with that.
Jack: Think like the whelp, think like the whelp, think like the whelp, think like the whelp... Jack: Half-pint barrel hinges! Jack: Leverage!
Jack: I miss him already. Jack: He's really quite charming.
Jack: Up is down? How maddeningly unhelpful.
Tia Dalma: For what we want most in the world, there is a price to pay.
Beckett: It's just... good business.
Elizabeth: What are you doing? Norrington: Choosing a side. Elizabeth: I don't forgive you. Norrington: Elizabeth, I had nothing to do with your father's death. But that does not absolve me of my other sins... Elizabeth: Come with us. Norrington: What? Elizabeth: James, come with me. *Bootstrap notices them* Norrington: Go! I'll follow. Elizabeth: You're lying. Norrington: Elizabeth, our destinies have been entwined. But that does not mean they're connected.
Jones: Do you fear death? Jack: You have no idea.
Teague: It's not about living forever. It's about living with yourself forever.
Barbossa: I assure you, the traitor is not among us. Elizabeth: Where's Will? Jack: Not among us.
Jack: Who are you? Singapore Pirate: (Name). These are my men. Jack: And with whose loyalties do you lie? Pirate: With whoever the highest bidder is. Jack: I have a ship. Pirate: That makes you the highest bidder.
Pintel: Those aren't pieces of eight. Gibbs: Well you see, when the first meeting of the Brethern convened... (something about them all being broke). Pintel: So change the name. Gibbs: Oh yes, "Eight pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time." That sounds very pirate-y.
Beckett: How fast can we be prepared to follow? *Main mast cracks in half and falls into the water* Navy Officer: Do you think he has a plan, or just makes it up as he goes along? Beckett: *Long-suffering look of loathing* Navy Officer: *Looks contrite and drops the subject*
((I think I messed up the exact wording on a lot of these, but oh well.))
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:35 pm
x.fiendish Barbossa: The world has gotten smaller. Jack: It's not smaller. There's just... less in it.
Jack: Hector! It's been awhile. Barbossa: Isla de Muerta. You shot me. Jack: ... No I didn't. Tia Dalma!
Bootstrap: If he saves me, he loses you. He won't pick me. I wouldn't pick me...
Sao Feng: Weapons! Barbossa: Sao Feng, I assure you our intentions are strictly honorable. *Gibbs and crew send swords up through the floorboards into their hands* Barbossa: ... *Uneasy grin*
Pintel: Goodbye, poppet.
Elizabeth: Jack, it never would have worked out between us. Jack: Keep telling yourself that, love. Elizabeth: *goes to hug Jack* Jack: Once is enough. *nods* I loves these ones..
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:05 pm
x.fiendish
Pintel: Those aren't pieces of eight. Gibbs: Well you see, when the first meeting of the Brethern convened... (something about them all being broke). Pintel: So change the name. Gibbs: Oh yes, "Eight pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time." That sounds very pirate-y.
Thats my favorite Exchange Between Characters!
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:30 pm
Mates, you all rock! Some of my favorites were metioned before but one of the funniest lines from the movie is when they are at Shipwreck Cove.
Gibbs: It's not called Shipwreck Island for nothing, wherein lies shipwreck cove and the town of shipwreck.
Jack: As much as we pirates are known for being clever, we are a rather unimaginative bunch when it comes to choosing names...
And of course you have to have Jack's halucinations...
Jack: Gentlemen...I wash my hands of this weirdness.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:46 pm
kyouko_jaganshi
Jack: Gentlemen...I wash my hands of this weirdness.Heh heh heh! Well said by Jack Sparrow. Right on the nose. rofl
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:09 pm
OMFG!!!! my favorite
Jack razz eice of nine, father, guilt...has noone saved me just because they missed me?
Multiple characters raise hands
Jack: im gonna go stand with them
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Women:whats that? jack: my dingy
i also like when jack started rocking the boat
the best part is when ragetti looks up elizabeths dress and she is replaced with a fatman once pintel looks i laughed so hard i cried right there
ps.will is the most piraty pirate he was gonna betray everyones good well being for what he wanted
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:33 pm
Heh, I like the bit about Pintel and Ragetti, too. And yeah, Will is pretty deceptive-- But lying isn't all there is to being a pirate, mate. However, it is a good chunk of it.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:44 pm
Norrington: Elizabeth, our destinies have always been entwined, but never joined. *smooch*
Norrington: Elizabeth, I didn't know! Elizabeth: Know what? Whose side you were on? Well, now you do.
Rhagetti: I wonder what'd happen if you dropped a cannonball on one of them...
Love. They were awesome. Plus, Davy Jones in the bucket. Not a quote, but definetely a memorable moment XD
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:59 pm
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:02 pm
My favourite bits were:
*Everyone points guns* [...] *Everyone laughs* [...] *Everyone points guns*
And the telescope jokes.
And the "Four of you tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeded!" -> Elizabeth's face is priceless!
And the "Please, take everything off" bit, again, Liz's face.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:53 pm
Aelfiede My favourite bits were: *Everyone points guns* [...] *Everyone laughs* [...] *Everyone points guns* And the telescope jokes. And the "Four of you tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeded!" -> Elizabeth's face is priceless! And the "Please, take everything off" bit, again, Liz's face. Mi favorites too. So awsum!!!
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 4:39 pm
Remove. *Pulls out an armory and one very big gun from pants* Remove
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:16 pm
x.fiendish Barbossa: I assure you, the traitor is not among us. Elizabeth: Where's Will? Jack: Not among us.
Pintel: Those aren't pieces of eight. Gibbs: Well you see, when the first meeting of the Brethern convened... (something about them all being broke). Pintel: So change the name. Gibbs: Oh yes, "Eight pieces of whatever we happened to have in our pockets at the time." That sounds very pirate-y.
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:22 pm
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