Corrupted Wishes Game!

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Granted, but you're the one accused of shooting him and are thrown in jail.

I wish I was more fit.

Granted!, but now your horribly muscular and scare men and women away.

I wish I could squirt blood out of my eyes like a lizard.  

[DEAD Rasputin]

granted but now you cant close your eyes and loose a little too much blood...sorry>.<


i wish i didnt like people[romanticly]

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Granted, but now you grow up to be a crazy cat lady.
(P.S. - Lizards just squirt it. I said like a lizard. It won't run. I've beaten you. I laugh and do a little irish dance.)

I wish they didn't put all that s**t in the pool water.  

[Killer Zeit]

Granted, but now everyone actually takes a s**t in the pool.

I wish I was finished with my powerpoint project.  

[DEAD Rasputin]

granted but you did it on the wrong topic.

i wish...that monies grew on trees...that i could own/spend.?

 

[Killer Zeit]

Granted, but leaves on trees would be replaced with money and the world's not getting enough oxygen now.
You die.

I wish they would take my tonsils out.  

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Zeit Rachen Havoc

Granted, but leaves on trees would be replaced with money and the world's not getting enough oxygen now.
You die.

I wish they would take my tonsils out.

Granted, but I get them.

I wish the musicians I liked did concerts in places I could pronounce.  

[DEAD Rasputin]

granted, but now they never come within 1000miles from the town you live in.



i wish i had light up shoes.

 

[Status Quo Joe]

granted but the lights die the second day you wear them.

I wish my room was clean.  

[DEAD Rasputin]

so!
one day is good enough!






granded.
but now your room is the size of a 3x3 closet.


i wish i had more Dr. Pepper.

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Dr[[Acula]]

i wish i had more Dr. Pepper.

Granted, but Doctor Pepper is a gynecologist with cold hands.

I wish all trucks were four wheel drive.  

[EtoilexShizumaxHanazono]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Dr[[Acula]]

i wish i had more Dr. Pepper.

Granted, but Doctor Pepper is a gynecologist with cold hands.

I wish all trucks were four wheel drive.

Granted, but now any car or truck you buy is the size of a toy.

I wish I had a teleporter...  

[DEAD Rasputin]

grated.
bot now it only teleports bugs into your mouth!


I wish i lived in the United Kingdom[England]

 

[The Mighty Z-Rex]

Granted, but their limited rights and overbearing legal system have you put in jail.

I wish I had a ride on lawn mower.  

[EtoilexShizumaxHanazono]

The Mighty Z-Rex

Granted, but their limited rights and overbearing legal system have you put in jail.

I wish I had a ride on lawn mower.

Granted, but now your terrified of lawn mowers.


I wish I could go to a military boarding school. [seriously]