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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:34 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:02 pm
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Scathach789 -Resurrected Writer- Scathach789 -Resurrected Writer- Scathach789 I'd have a tea party of course. Once he sees how polite I am, he'll see my plot to take over the world isn't so bad. ^_^ whee Fantastic idea! Why of course it is. Who wouldn't want to have a spooky teaparty with an evil overlord? Or you can take the Dr. Evil route: having them for dinner while wearing silver suits, shortly before sending them into a room with mutated seabass and one inept guard. I do already have a cat named Biggles...I could shave him and he'd be Mr. Bigglesworth...he purred when I asked him if I could. Be sure to make a comfortable spot on your lap, then xd
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-Resurrected Writer- Crew
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:43 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:40 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:09 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:04 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:15 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:17 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:30 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:40 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:09 pm
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The Dancing Ninja Verienkeli First, I'd tie him to a chair and subject him to a month of having to listen to Aqua's "Barbie Girl" (I ******* hate that song! stare ) all day and night. Then he'd go through various physical tortures, until finally I got bored and had him drawn and quartered by a team of tortoises. I dont think he would be mentaly stable by the end of it if you did it that way.
I know. Everybody seems to be interested in who he's working for. I honestly don't care, I'd just be having fun with his pain.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:15 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:48 pm
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.....first, I'd scan his body while completely nude, and have one of my spies suit up in a special body suit replica of the enemy spy, which will also replicate fingerprints, retinas, and DNA....
...next, I'd use a hand-held paper cutting machine (to make paper cuts, not cut paper) to make billions of paper cuts on his body while a small fan blows sand onto him until he tells who sent him.....and since it might be false, continue doing the paper cut torture until he dies, allowing him to mention many more things.....
....next, I'd send a regular (newly recruited extremely low-level access) spy to be caught in order to verify the probablities of the truthfulness of the enemy spies words.....
....then I'd send the "replicated spy" to spy on my enemies while he allows some information to them to gain trust as well as false information to set up traps.......
.....finally use my replicated spy to entrap the leaders of my enemies and replicate them as well, allowing me to control and dissolve the opposing forces.....
.....so....who wants to join my world domination as a minion?....
...the health benefits are wonderful, funerals and insurance are top dollar, and you'll have the experience of a lifetime...and possibly afterlifetime once we perfect particular technologies.....
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