To torture a nOOb/text-talker.

[XDBunny]

King of Halla

Cut off his hands and dip his wrists in salt while pouring non-lethal(but still painful) acid over him. Then take a rusty knife and start slowly peeling away skin while pouring more salt on him. Then knock him out and put him in a small box with a pistol with one shot. Dump the box in the middle of the arctic ocean.He will either die, or kill himself with the pistol.



*last 2 steps are optional and can be replaced by placing him in a shack, pouring oil in it and on it everywhere, then flipping a lit match on a part of it*
*can be replaced by drowning*

... What an imagination you have.  

[Dreaming in the Theatre]

Cgamer101

Thats horrible.You guys are grammar nazis.txt talk isnt that bad.I just needed a guild to get away from it.

THOSE WHO MAKE GENERALIZATIONS DESERVE NOTHING BETTER.

Go off and play with your n00bs. -_- And put spaces after your periods--oh, here's something you might understand from your interactions with n00bs--kplzthx.

Yeah, I am being rude. But do not make generalizations. It's rude, makes you look hypocritical and ignorant.

And I should hope any grammarian tries his or her best to fight ignorance.

As for this thread, er. Ew much? x_x

 

[Winter Nightroad]

That's just plain cruel. You don't have to do such a horrible thing to some one who txt tlks. I'd just ignore them.  

[Patron with a Mission]

OP: Don't you think that would be a bit...extreme? sweatdrop