Corrupt A Wish

[Rose_of_May]

wish granted but he theater burns down due to a actor smoking

i wish to fade into the backround of life  

[Siegfried Kiefter]

Wish granted, but you fade in so completely you are never seen again.

I wish that I pass Marine Corps basic training. (I haven't joined yet, I wanna be a rifleman, so make this inventive, not "you get shot" or "you get killed by an bomb". That's too easy.)  

[Suelette]

slam-skull

Wish granted, but you fade in so completely you are never seen again.

I wish that I pass Marine Corps basic training. (I haven't joined yet, I wanna be a rifleman, so make this inventive, not "you get shot" or "you get killed by an bomb". That's too easy.)

Wish granted, but because you pass with such ease that you are considered a super geek and strung up by your white boxers with pink love hearts on them at the top of a flagpole while your comrades throw onion and tomato soup at you, chanting 'Paaaassss, paaasssss'.

I wish I could be a tattoo artist  

[yukina_youkai]

wish granted, but all your customers die.

I wish I would remember my past.  

[Cariaith]

Wish granted, but your past turns out to be so horrible, you will have nightterrors of it the rest of your life.

I wish i had somebody to whom i could give all my love to, and be loved in return.  

[Suelette]

Cariaith

Wish granted, but your past turns out to be so horrible, you will have nightterrors of it the rest of your life.

I wish i had somebody to whom i could give all my love to, and be loved in return.

wish granted, and it truly is the greatest thing you've ever learned just to love and be loved in return, but in the end the person you love has to seduce an evil maharajah, and ends up dying of consumption on a bed of white a red rose petals while everyone claps  

[Suelette]

I wish I could get a job swimming with dolphins
(if you say the dolphins eat me I wont be happeh!)  

[Quiet Dojo]

Wish granted, but the dolphins only like you if you play the "Flipper" theme song over...and over...and over... rofl
I wish I had three more wishes. razz  

[Suelette]

Quiet Dojo

Wish granted, but the dolphins only like you if you play the "Flipper" theme song over...and over...and over... rofl
I wish I had three more wishes. razz

oh you're evil.
Wish granted, but every time you use one more of your wishes your life force drains away until we find no other use for you than to feed you to my DOLPHINS! bwahahaha xp

I wish I had more aloevera tissues cos these real ones are hurting my nose lol  

[Quiet Dojo]

Evil dolphins.... burning_eyes

Wish granted, but the tissues come out in a big ream (not one at a time).

I wish Suelette's dolphins had frickin' laser beams attached to their heads razz  

[Korealia]

I'll grant both your wishes. twisted

Quote:

I wish I had more aloevera tissues cos these real ones are hurting my nose lol

You wish comes true, but you realize that your nose isn't leaking. Your brain is.

Quote:

I wish Suelette's dolphins had frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

Your wish is granted, but when you go to inspect the dolphins to see the laser beams attached to their heads, they look at you with love in their eyes and cauterize your head from your neck. twisted (An off wiff 'es 'ead!)

i wish i was telepathic. twisted  

[Suelette]

Quiet Dojo

Evil dolphins.... burning_eyes

Wish granted, but the tissues come out in a big ream (not one at a time).

I wish Suelette's dolphins had frickin' laser beams attached to their heads razz

laser beam head dolphins? that rocks, thanks man! I'm bound to be able to take over the world now! dramallama 4laugh  

[Suelette]

Korealia

I'll grant both your wishes. twisted

Quote:

I wish I had more aloevera tissues cos these real ones are hurting my nose lol

You wish comes true, but you realize that your nose isn't leaking. Your brain is.

Quote:

I wish Suelette's dolphins had frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

Your wish is granted, but when you go to inspect the dolphins to see the laser beams attached to their heads, they look at you with love in their eyes and cauterize your head from your neck. twisted (An off wiff 'es 'ead!)

i wish i was telepathic. twisted

Wish granted, but you keep seeing into the minds of so many perverts that your poor open mind is now filled with a continuous stream of naughty pictures, so that when you find your soulmate telapathy buddy they think that you're disgusting and wont be with you

I wish...that..I will pass my Japanese speaking test which is in the next period, eep stressed  

[AiRune]

Your wish is granted, but now all you can say is anything that was in the test. Then everyone starts pointing and laughing at you while taunting, "That's all you can say! That's all you can say!"

(I love Dexter's Lab).

I wish for world peace.  

[chaoticsindri]

World peace, but all western nations go bankrupt due to no longer needing to sell guns and ammunition.

I wish I could tell my parents my problems, and have them understand.