Corrupt A Wish

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. It has 0 accuracy.

I wish my Falcon Punch could hurt people so hard, it made them launch away just like in the games.  

[SHS_Smeth]

Granted but you have to rack up their % first

I wish Rattata didnt suck so much.  

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. Now it sucks even more.

I wish that everyone but me had their damage % at 100 so I can use my Falcon Punch.  

[SHS_Smeth]

Granted but you have yours at ™9

I wish I had a short AR code for every item in pokemon diamond.  

[kisame-same]

Granted, but your games gets so currupt it explodes

i wish i had some soda shoppe jelly beans  

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. For the heck of it, I say they implode.

I wish I was at 0% damage.  

[kisame-same]

Giegue_Endymion

Granted. For the heck of it, I say they implode.

I wish I was at 0% damage.

granted, but its a ohko fight

i wish EV training kept going and going and going.....  

[Ich esse dich]

Granted but the pokemon explode from training and all your pokemon get scared of you and run away.

I wish I had a wish XD  

[Harrison Richardson]

granted but your wish is to not have a wish

And i wish that none had a wish  

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. Instead we mind control you to make you wish for us.

FireyBlaze000 wishes that I couldn't be ohko'd  

[Crazo the Watcher]

Giegue_Endymion

Granted. Instead we mind control you to make you wish for us.

FireyBlaze000 wishes that I couldn't be ohko'd

*giving this a try*
Granted, but FireyBlaze000 dies.

I wish vampire existed in the Pokemon world.  

[iOath]

Granted but your pokemon are the first ones they kill.

I wish for nothing. Just the misery of other people. Not including me or anyone I know in anyway. Unless its Julia. =P  

[Senfyero]

Granted, but unfortunately, nothing could be everything.

I wish that Palkia could learn a better attack than Spacial Rend.  

[iOath]

Granted but its only 1 point stronger and automatically kills it after use.

I wish for domokun domokun domokun !  

[Itakio]

Granted, but pirate pirate pirate !

I wish I had a timid ditto.