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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:47 pm
Atoli: Oh Haseo, i'm so happy you chose me!
Haseo: eh, yeah no problem.
Atoli: Because you picked me we can take our relashinship to places i've never been before!
Haseo: uh, yeah... about that .....
Atoli: Whats is it? Have i done something wrong?
Haseo: No, no its not you... Its me.
Atoli: What is it? I'm sure that what ever it is we will get through it together!
Haseo: Ok, Atoli, this is hard for me to say, but here goes...
Atoli: Yeah?
Haseo: I have the Aidas.  
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:28 pm
...... that was so funny im speechless rofl  

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:15 pm
In response to the "I have the AIDAs" thing... :
Remember, Data Drain causes your infection rate to go up... So do prostitutes...  
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:57 pm
Kite: Hi haseo!
Haseo: Who the ******** are you?
Kite: I am your father.
Haseo: ?!
Kite: Obey me.
Haseo: No.
Kite: fine...
Haseo: -suddenly get data drained back to level 1- o.0
Azure Kite: -comes in- WTF?! That was my job! Go to Best Buy's black Friday! I hope you die from getting road killed! -Data drains Kite-

This was a bit... from a person standing next to me.


Kite: -walking around in a field and sees a weird monster- What the hell are you?!?!!!
Strange Monster: I'm your BEST FRIEND~!
Kite: AHHHH!!!!
Lecoris: -walks by- Oh, good god don't start this Kitsune...
Kitsune: Bah! Forget you!
Kite: Who the hell are you two?!
Leco: We are you're gods.
Kit: ...?!
kite: You're not suspose to be here...
Strange monster: Lets be friends! -glomps kite's leg-
Leco: how much you bet he's going to kick it?
Kit: -stares-
Kite: GAHH!!! Demons are haunting me!!! Stop this fan thing!!
Kit: never~!
Leco: I'm just going to eat my snack now.... -leaves-
kit: -evil laughter and kicks kite 'where the sun don't shine'-
Strange Monster: No!! My Buest Fruiend!!
Blackrose: Omg?! this is long!!!!
Kit: yeah.. I'll stop now...
Kite: -in pain-



Ehh... Kitsune is meh. Lecoris is the person standing next to me..... The strange monster is a thing that appeared in my dreams recently. It's 2-D rock thingy... With a head two times bigger than its body..... = =  

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:59 am
Endrance-teishu
In response to the "I have the AIDAs" thing... :
Remember, Data Drain causes your infection rate to go up... So do prostitutes...


User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. XD!  
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:58 am
Endrance-teishu
In response to the "I have the AIDAs" thing... :
Remember, Data Drain causes your infection rate to go up... So do prostitutes...

EL O EL.  


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:39 pm
Atoli: EVERYONE WANTS TO BE A PRINCESS!
Alkaid: No me.
Atoli: ...
Alkaid: -turns page in manga-
Atoli: HOW ABOUT MY PRINCE?!
Alkaid: -perk- mm....ok.
Atoli: -hearts hearts-

I miss my insane friends who only come on in the a$$ crack of dawn. D=  
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:37 pm
Bo: HAY HASEO. ;D
Haseo: LULWUT?
 


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:24 pm
Haseo: Atoli... I wanted to tell you something...
Atoli: STFU...
Haseo: eek  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:09 am
xd heart  


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:11 am
Darn. I'm out of ideas again. D:  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:00 pm
Haseo: Atoli...

Atoli: yes my love heart blaugh

Haseo: I want a divorce.  

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:22 pm
-sitting out and watching the sun set in Mac Anu-
Haseo: Atoli...?
Atoli: Hmm...?
Haseo: I want to admit something to you..
Atoli: Mm?
Haseo: For the longest time, even before I met you....
Atoli: What is it?
Haseo: I've been cheating on you with Ovan.
Atoli: Ok.
Haseo: what?
Atoli: I said Ok. I've been keeping someting from you too.
Haseo: WHAT?!
Atoli; me and Alkaid made a baby together. Her name is Kira.
Haseo: I can't believe you cheated on me with that Slut! -crys-
Atoli: you cheated on me with that ***** Ovan.
Haseo: :'|
-continues to watch the sun set-

I really want to draw Alkaid and Atoli's kid, Kira.  
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:50 pm
*How Atoli was infected with Aida* Maybe more fan fiction than joke i guess.

Ovan: Hey atoli wanna go get a drink.
Atoli: um sure but you know i like Haseo.
Ovan : i promise i wont do anything funny. twisted
Atoli:but i didnt ask you that.
Ovan:Just come the hell on!
Atoli:Ok..
*At the bar*

Ovan: get me a beer and her a strawberry daqurie*i spelled it wrong*
Atoli: i got to go to the bathroom ill be back.
Ovan:*while no one was looking quickly puts 3 roofies in her drink*
Atoli: im back*drinks, falls a sleep*
Ovan: RAEP!!!!!!!!!!
24hrs later she wakes up at Haseo's house

Atoli:what happened
Haseo surprised van brung you here last night,

Atoli: .....DAMNN!!  

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EM0 Shino

PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:11 pm
Haseo: -walks up to Atoli and Azure Kite- I'm going to defeat Ovan, BELIEVE IT!
Atoli: ....
Azure Kite: .... [Am I on Candid Camera?] -looks around-

~~~

Haseo and everyone: -having a serious conversation-
Azure Kite: Man Sex... -smiles-
Everyone: ?! [he talks?] -stare at Azure Kite in shock-  
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