Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[lixyz]

Really. It's because Pikachu is yellow! O:

Why do people fart?  

[irishcocoa]

because we're airheads.

why are there so many stars?  

[high-boob]

TO HANG AROUND THE SPHERICAL PIECE OF CHEESE IN THE SKY

WHY IS YOUR MOTHER YOUR MOTHER?  

[irishcocoa]

because my father is my father O.o

why is he called "gwee"?  

[big_yellow_taxi]

Because its not yellow to be called wee... but green so we added a g to the front =)

Why do pirates has patches? pirate  

[irishcocoa]

because some one told them it was cool.

why is a heart (e.g. valentine's) shaped differently from the human heart?  

[big_yellow_taxi]

Because no one wants to see a card with a bloody real looking heart because it looks like a dogs dinner.

Why do we have teeth  

[xXxXxTwilightxXxXx]

so tht we can bite other pplz ^^
y do we have names  

[irishcocoa]

because "hey you" sounds weird O.o

why do pirates exist?  

[Atomic Mobile]

because if they didnt, my johnny depp would not have become a pirate.

why do we breathe air? why not sand instead  

[xThe Jessterx]

Because sand is painful and scratch and very unpleasant.

Why must books for college be so damn expensive? ><  

[irishcocoa]

because its a conspiracy against learning O.o

why does the wind howl?  

[stephie_moon]

becuz the wind was once a wolf

why when i shake trees irl they dont give out gold?  

[irishcocoa]

because the lepachauns took it all!

why is there a moon for the earth?  

[xXxXxTwilightxXxXx]

bcuz the moon used 2 b earth 0.o
why do we have llamas dramallama