Destroy a Wish

[raisedpassion]

you marry your decepticon. he sits on the couch getting fat, making you wait on him hand and foot bringing him beers and such, threatening to beat your a** again if you dont.

I wish I wasn't cold.  

[Jangopengo]

You get so warm that your skin burns off.

I wish I was rich. ;D  

[black_leather_biker_chick]

Death may surround me......

You become Rich and I kill you because you were not the Rich I married.

I wish it was January 30th.

But I do not embrace it

 

[Kroneru]

The flux in time erases your existence from this universe

I wish I was the king of the world.  

[HowlPhilinish]

Your people overhtorw you and murder you

I wish i had a pie  

[Kroneru]

You have to fly to Soviet Russia to get your pie. The pie ate you.

I wish animals did my chores like the ones in Snow White did.  

[Animals With Rabies]

II Lilium II

You have to fly to Soviet Russia to get your pie. The pie ate you.

I wish animals did my chores like the ones in Snow White did.

i resent that

Instead of doing your chores for you, Animals INSTEAD gives you a swirlie. (Just in case you don't know, a swirlie is where animals shoves your head in a toliet and flushes repeatedly.)

I wish i was a real boy.  

[black_leather_biker_chick]

Death may surround me......

Instead you turn into a real girl.

I wish animals would share his rabies.

But I do not embrace it

 

[Kroneru]

Animals thought you said Rugby and tackles you.

I wish I could meet the Incredible Hulk blaugh  

[HowlPhilinish]

When you sayed hulk a car comes flying and squashing you fro some reason....

I wish i won the lotto jackpot  

[Boundary Challenged]

You win, but the jackpot happens to be -900,000,000 dollars, putting you in debt and you are forced to work as a bestiality porn star without pay for the rest of your life.

I wish I had uber smarts.  

[HowlPhilinish]

You get so smart your head explodes..

i wish i think of a wish that cant backfire  

[l-Kallisto-l]

You do but once you go to post it, you forget what it was.


I wish this wish won't backfire in a bad way.  

[a e l o v e y o u]

Your wish backfires on you in a bad way. (too lazy to think of something interesting lol)
I wish Kingdom Hearts 3 was released for PS2 gonk

 

[Boundary Challenged]

It is, and it turns out it is utterly HORRIBLE for the PS2.

I wish there was a period at the end of my sentence.