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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:15 am
Walang korning joke kung
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ang CRUSH mo yung nag jo-JOKE. biggrin  
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:16 am
Usapan ng dalawang baliw…

Baliw #1: Kanina pa nakadapo sa 'yo 'yang lamok, bakit hindi mo pa
patayin?

Baliw #2: Hinihintay kong mabusog saka ko hahabulin para
magka-appendicitis!

LOL haha baliw nga! smile  

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:18 am
Sana iPHONE nalang ako. Para Laruin mo din ang Angry Birds ko....





JUAN : Pare nandito ako sa Manila, ano ba yung elevator?

PEDRO : Alam ko yan, kuwarto yan na sasakyan mo para hindi ka na maglakad paakyat ng ilang palapag ng isang building.

JUAN : Ano naman pare ang escalator?

PEDRO : Yan naman ay hagdanan na gumagalaw para dalhin ka pataas.

JUAN : Eh ano naman ang calculator?

PEDRO : Sorry pare ha.. hindi pa ako nakakasakay dyan eh.  
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:21 am
Pag gwapo na mahilig sa babae ang tawag CHICKBOY.
Pero bakit pag pangit na mahilig sa babae ang tawag MANYAK.  

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:23 am
MGA GUSTO NG ANAK MARINIG MULA SA MAGULANG NILA

1. nak, gcng na! pero kung antok kpa, tulog ka muna

2. oh? san ka na nman ppunta? oh, eto pera, text mo ko kung kulang pera mo.

3. bat amoy alak ka? teka! kukuha ako ng mouthwash

4. umaga na a? ba’t ngayon ka lang? matulog kna dun, puyat ka

5. ang bbba naman ng grades mo, nak. ok lng, my next sem pa nman.  
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:25 am
BARIL KA BA?

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Ang lakas ang lakas kasi ng putok mo ee : ))  

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:28 am
GALILEO: great mind.

EINSTEIN: genius mind.

NEWTON: xtra ordinary mind.

BILL GATES: brilliant mind.

ME?
nvermind, as long as im cute, i don't mind(--,)  
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:32 am
SA ISANG LIBLIB NA BARYO:

Bata: tAtanG, pwde po mgtanong?

TataNg: ano un ineng?

B: saan po papunta itong daan na to?

T: alam mo ineng, mtagal n q dito pero hnd ku pa nktang umalis yang daan na yan..

haha  

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:33 am
‎18 YR OLD BOY: Will you marry me?

18 YR OLD GIRL: WTF? NO!

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4 YR OLD BOY: Will you marry me?

18 YR OLD GIRL: OMG ! You're so cute! Yes, Yes! I will. XD  
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:35 am
FAKE FRIENDS: di humingi ng pagkain.
REAL FRIENDS: parang sya ang bumili ng pagkain.. UBOS!

FAKE FRIENDS: hindi ka nyan mabatok-batukan!
REAL FRIENDS: BAYOLENTE! mamamatay ka sa batok, suntok. kabog!

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk behind your back at ipagkakalat pa!
REAL FRIENDS: kakampihan ka. sasamahang sugurin ang traydor na yun!  

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:40 am
ANG MATINONG BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND :

1: NAGSESELOS - Kasi nga takot na maagaw ka.

2: NAGAGALIT - Kasi may kasalanan ka.

3. HINDI NAGREREPLY- Kasi ayaw n'ya ng humaba ang away.

4: NAGTATAMPO- Kasi gusto niya ng lambing mo.

5: NAGSOSORRY - Kasi nagsisisi na siya.

At higit sa lahat,

6: INIIYAKAN KA - KASI MAHAL KA NIYA TALAGA.  
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:42 am
‎``Juan: Pare, gwapo ba ako?

Pedro: Tatay mo, pangit. Nanay mo, pangit, Kuya mo, pangit, Ate mo, pangit.

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Ano ka EXEMPTED  

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:43 am
Teacher : 1 book + 1 book ?
Student : 2 books
Teacher : 2 books + 2 books :
Student: 4 books
Teacher: 1,789,345 books + 23,658,298 books ?
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Student : LIBRARY biggrin

HAHAHAHHA!  
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:45 am
Alam niyo ba Yung feeling na,
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hindi ka makapagtype o makapag chat sa kausap mo dahil nasa likod ung mommy/daddy mo dahil binabasa o kaya binabantayan bawat sentence na tinatype mo..  

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:24 am
arrow Ang IPIs ang pinaka POGING insekto..


bkit?...


Kasi lakad palang..


Tinitilian na ng mga BABAE..


at minsan..


Pati LALAKE. lol  
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