Crix Madine Facts

[ElladanKenet]

In a contest between Crix Madine and Crix Madine, there can be only one victor.

Crix Madine.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine is the cure for cancer.  

[Darkened Angel]

Magicians do magic tricks,
But even they fear the Crix,
He spares not even the Hicks,
The wrath of his roundhouse kicks.  

[ElladanKenet]

In an interview, Palpatine was asked why he built the Death Star.

His answer: "To donate it to Crix Madine for Life Day this year."  

[Darkened Angel]

Our Crix is an awesome god.
He rocks with roundhouse kicks.
By him, we are royally pwnd.
Our Crix is an awesome god.  

[Missing00]

The Rebels dont celebrate Chirstmas, they clelebrate Crixmas. It's like Chirstmas but with more Crix Madine, sex, beer, and roundhouse kicks  

[ElladanKenet]

In a fight between Mr. Universe, Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, and Crix Madine, the outcome was all too clear.

Mr. Universe was imploded.
Hulk Hogan had his arms ripped off.
The Undertaker was buried in his own grave.

And Crix Madine did it all.  

[elvisnake]

So much is true aout Crix Madine, that only Crix Madine can hope to know all of the Crix Madine facts.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix + Madine always equally Crix Madine. Or else.  

[Darkened Angel]

You better not pout.
You better not cry.
Listen here, 'cause I'm telling you why.
If you do Crix Madine will kick your a**.  

[elvisnake]

When Chewbacca plays Crix Madine at Sabaac, he always plays to win. He knows he will lose, but if he doesn't try, Crix will roundhouse kick his arms off.  

[Darkened Angel]

To determine the level of awesomeness, scientists have developed the system of Madine. Being as awesome as Crix Madine would mean you have a level of 1 Madine. Being half as awesome is 0.5 Madine, etc.

Proving his awesomeness is beyond comprehension, Crix Madine's own awesomeness is Infinite Madine. The only explaination scientists can give is that Crix Madine is just so awesome he's too much for any system to truly measure.  

[ElladanKenet]

Darkened Angel

To determine the level of awesomeness, scientists have developed the system of Madine. Being as awesome as Crix Madine would mean you have a level of 1 Madine. Being half as awesome is 0.5 Madine, etc.

Proving his awesomeness is beyond comprehension, Crix Madine's own awesomeness is Infinite Madine. The only explaination scientists can give is that Crix Madine is just so awesome he's too much for any system to truly measure.

As long as Crix Madine feels like it.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine is the main hero in the new children's book, " Where's Madine? "

However, it was all too easy to find him. In every picture, everything else is being roundhouse kicked into oblivion. As a bonus however, children quickly learned to respect the hard work people put into the book, and to fear Crix Madine's awesomeness. Defacing any part of it, or even so much as simply tossing the book aside, resulted in Crix Madine roundhouse kicking the child in question through the book and demanding they never do it again, or else.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine knows what pi is.