have you seen this? the stupidest list of goth stereotypes

[DJ Database]

Some of these made me laugh but then after I read it all I thought no wonder some people hate goths! I mean most Goths ARENT like that! Im not at all! Im a Christian Goth. I love and worship God and I hate the Devil (no offense to peoples! gonk ) And I pray and go to chruche when I can and stuff like that! This is Definitly stereotypical!  

[-Isel-]

I knew that I felt oddly filled with Satan's wrath after that last bowl of Count Chocula.

*shakes fist*  

[xThe Vampire Midnightx]

Isel

I knew that I felt oddly filled with Satan's wrath after that last bowl of Count Chocula.

*shakes fist*

Lol That's my favorite one.

xd rofl  

[Deadratua]

lol wtf? rofl  

[Umberella]

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

I am so in trouble. I never knew I was such a goth! rofl

Being afraid of Count Chocula is kind of like being afraid of Count Coco Fang.  

[Dr. H Quinzel]

My favourite sentence in the entire world."Is your child a gothic? REFORM THROUGH THE LORD!"  

[greatdevourer]

I showed this round a while ago, and I don't think I found one person who isn't condemned to eternal damnation...  

[ever_and_a_day]

o my gosh, that is so steriotypical of vampires. im a vampire and i dont drink blood, i have nothing to do w/ blood. iit kinda makes me sick. im a sy vampire, i feed on people energy not bllod  

[-Isel-]

ever_and_a_day

o my gosh, that is so steriotypical of vampires. im a vampire and i dont drink blood, i have nothing to do w/ blood. iit kinda makes me sick. im a sy vampire, i feed on people energy not bllod

That ain't a vampire.

Being one who associates with the TRUE definition of vampirism, I refuse to believe you psy-vamps have the power you claim to...

vam-pire n. [Slavic] 1. In folklore, a reanimated corpse that sucks the blood of sleeping persons 2. one who preys ruthlessly on others  

[DJ Database]

Konkuro

Some of these made me laugh but then after I read it all I thought no wonder some people hate goths! I mean most Goths ARENT like that! Im not at all! Im a Christian Goth. I love and worship God and I hate the Devil (no offense to peoples! gonk ) And I pray and go to chruche when I can and stuff like that! This is Definitly stereotypical!

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-or depressed
-Listens to Gothic music (it is usually not antichrist though, I don’t usually care if it is or not, its just music to me)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Plays videos games that contain violence or role-playing nature.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
-or violently shakes head to music.

Just stating that I am not and will never be Homosexual or Bisexual ever in my life! (no offense to people who are!)

And whats wrong with all of this?! NOTHING I TELL YOU! Its the way people are!  

[DrowRayne]

im guilty of them all.
the warning should be changed to the following:
Warning, if your child doesn't do almost every single one of these, you're not paying attention or have a very strange child.  

[inuyashas_lilgirl]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl
Yes, I'm sooo goth because I eat generic
food brands, these people are so ******** retarded,
i love it! rofl rofl rofl

 

[Acid-Poptart]

inuyashas_lilgirl

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl
Yes, I'm sooo goth because I eat generic
food brands, these people are so ******** retarded,
i love it! rofl rofl rofl

lol rofl  

[LovelyXHumanXWreckage]

this is like my hundreth time reading this, and i STILL crack up!!! rofl  

[LovelyXHumanXWreckage]

Dr. H Quinzel

My favourite sentence in the entire world."Is your child a gothic? REFORM THROUGH THE LORD!"

*tries to breathe while laughing histerically*