Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Kaiba]

Fine! I'll shamelessly plug dime store dolly, too! (called "Innocent Guilt" on ff.net)

"...and then they took Mr.Fluffian AWAY! *sniff* And I never saw Mum, or that plush rabbit ever again!" *bursts into tears*

...okay only the "Mr.Fluffian" name was a shameless plug. >.>;
Leave me alone >.>;

"I'm NOT emo! Stop saying that! Gosh!"

" I dunno. One sec, lemmie go get my calculator."

Okay, that last one? I accidentially forgot to call OOC for something in a LARP I was doing. So technically, Seto DID say that. ...only I didn't mean for it to. sweatdrop heart  

[Death T-2]

"Flippin' SWEET."

"Pedro offers you his protection."  

[Kaiba]

Death T-2

"Flippin' SWEET."

"Pedro offers you his protection."

"I'll build Kisara a cake or something..."  

[Fyerluna]

"Don't be jealous that I've been online talking to babes all day."

"It's like, my favourite animal! Guh..."  

[Death T-2]

"Mokuba hasn't done a flipping thing all day..."  

[Fyerluna]

"Oh gosh! I, like, almost missed the OC!"

"I love you Funny Bunny."  

[Kaiba]

Fyerluna

"It's like, my favourite animal! Guh..."

Talking about Red-Eyes. ^  

[Axis of Fabulousness]

"Now where's my Prozac?"

"My Blue Eyes plushie! Where is it?! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" crying  

[Death T-2]

"I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an ittybitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung when you notice that butt was stuffed in blue jeans~"

"DO, the thing that buys me beer!~"  

[Fyerluna]

"Re! The guy who sells me beer!"

"I'm gonna hug you."

"I'm making the cake!"

"I saw a squirrel! It was going like this!"  

[Death T-2]

"MI! The guy who drinks the beer!"  

[Fyerluna]

"Fa, a long way to my beer!"

"I want a pony, and a pretty pink ribbon, and lipstick and Barbie and..."  

[Kaiba]

*Seto is in a production meeting with KaibaLand Marketing. They are discussing possible mascots.*

"...And then Kaibaman and Zombire can fight evil together!"

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"Dude."

"I want my goddamned pocky!"

" Alright, so Death-T wasn't such a good idea. But I really got it this time! Okay, check it out. So we get a giant mecha. But it has to be a Blue-Eyes White Mecha, otherwise, it won't work. I mean, it would, but it just wouldn't be cool. And it has to be cool. I mean, when Yuugi dies, I have to look cool. Otherwise it'd just be stupid, ya know?"  

[Fyerluna]

"Then the guy jumps out and yells 'Happy Birthday!' and it was so thoughtful of him that I took him home and murdered him in my basement."  

[Kaiba]

"DUDE! WE'RE GOING TO OTAKON!"