Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[needful_sin]

As close as you will ever get.








Why cant dogs talk?  

[themadwriter]

Because all they'd have to say would be about how you smell.

Why doesn't 2+2=5?  

[klausolas]

Because it 's not a fair world.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?  

[themadwriter]

More then you can count.

Why don't I have enough gold?  

[klausolas]

Becuase you keep buying unecesary items.

What's my best color?  

[CnnmnSpider]

YOUR MOM is your best color!!

Why did MSI have to come to my town on a school night? gonk

 

[klausolas]

Because they support our public school system.

Why don't any words rhyme with orange?  

[themadwriter]

Because no one's been creative enough to invent a word to rhyme with it.

Why do I keep having creepy dreams about Tom Cruise and Scientology?  

[Aurora Sing]

because you read too many tabloid magazines ...or...you have eaten the tainted Fruit Loops...


Why is daylight savings time so early this year?  

[klausolas]

To apologize for being late last year.

Where do lost rainbows go?  

[CnnmnSpider]

To the Field of Lost Rainbows... That is, my backyard.

Why did my aunt give me margarita mix for my 17th birthday? confused

 

[klausolas]

Because a girl your age should have fun.

Why am I wearing this hat?  

[CnnmnSpider]

To exercise your neck muscles.

Why did that paper take so long to write? Dx

 

[klausolas]

Because you were doing it while online.

Why is technology out to get me?  

[Momma_2_Jo]

Because it is a conspiracy from the government to drive you crazy!


Why don't my kids listen to me?