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 Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:03 am
As close as you will ever get.
Why cant dogs talk?
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:37 am
Because all they'd have to say would be about how you smell.
Why doesn't 2+2=5?
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:12 pm
Because it 's not a fair world.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:45 am
More then you can count.
Why don't I have enough gold?
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:53 pm
Becuase you keep buying unecesary items.
What's my best color?
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:43 am
 YOUR MOM is your best color!!
Why did MSI have to come to my town on a school night? gonk
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:52 am
Because they support our public school system.
Why don't any words rhyme with orange?
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:06 pm
Because no one's been creative enough to invent a word to rhyme with it.
Why do I keep having creepy dreams about Tom Cruise and Scientology?
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:47 pm
because you read too many tabloid magazines ...or...you have eaten the tainted Fruit Loops...
Why is daylight savings time so early this year?
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:30 am
To apologize for being late last year.
Where do lost rainbows go?
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:11 pm
To the Field of Lost Rainbows... That is, my backyard.
Why did my aunt give me margarita mix for my 17th birthday? confused
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:58 pm
Because a girl your age should have fun.
Why am I wearing this hat?
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:28 pm
To exercise your neck muscles.
Why did that paper take so long to write? Dx
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:59 am
Because you were doing it while online.
Why is technology out to get me?
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:25 am
Because it is a conspiracy from the government to drive you crazy!
Why don't my kids listen to me?
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